Grab the children! We have a cereal killer on the loose........
Non-campus mentis alert!
“•”The airplane was invented and first flown by the Marx brothers.”
•”Hitler’s instrumentality of terror was the Gespacho.”
•”Plato invented reality. He was teacher to Harris Tottle, author of ‘The Replicans’.”
•”Germany’s William II had a chimp on his shoulder and therefore had to ride his horse with only one hand.”
•”The Germans took the by-pass around France’s Marginal Line. This was known as the ‘Blintz Krieg’.”
•”Corruption grew especially ripe in Zaire, where Mobutu was known to indulge in more than an occasional armadillo.”
•”The Boston Tea Party was held at Pearl Harbor.”
•”Machiavelli, who was often unemployed, wrote ‘The Prince’ to get a job with Richard Nixon.”
•”Americans... wanted no involvement in the French and Indian War because they did not want to fight in India.”
•”Moses was told by Jesus Christ to lead the people out of Egypt into the Sahaira (sic) Desert. The Book of Exodus describes this trip... including the Ten Commandments, various special effects and the building of the Suez Canal.”
•”Zorroastrologism was founded by Zorro. This was a duelist religion.”
•”During the Dark Ages, it was mostly dark.”
•”Christianity was just another mystery cult until Jesus was born. The mother of Jesus was Mary, who was different from other women because of her immaculate contraption.”
•”Pythagasaurus fathered the triangle.”
http://everything2.com/title/Non+Campus+Mentis
Please don’t tell me Cap’n Crunch has gone incognito, with this cereal killer running around...
Those are too funny. A shame though that these are the kids our education system is turning out.
Anyway...thank you. Your post made my day. :-)
So I guess you’re telling me I need a sense of humor. I thought I made a few funny (alright, mildly amusing) comments today. Alright, dry - I have a dry sense of humor. Arid, like the desert.