Larry King Had His ‘Privates’ Fondled at the Airport

nymag.com ^ | March 5, 2010

[PGR88]

EEWWWW!

[stormer]

Why do you say that?

[AnotherUnixGeek]

And we’re going along with it. We’re being stripped naked by airport security using body scan machines, getting our private parts grabbed, staggering out of the whole mess holding our belts and shoes in one hand while we hold up our pants with the other. This insanity is the single contribution of the Islamic religion to the modern world - they’ve made airline flight a surreal experience in paranoia and intrusions on privacy. But it’s also the fault of the bureaucrats in our government for coming up with meaningless show-security intended to inconvenience us all. It’s also our fault for putting up with it.

[pcottraux]

The levels of absolute horror and extreme depravity suffered by these security guards must be above and beyond what a human being could imaginably endure.

[my_pointy_head_is_sharp]

We’re being stripped naked by airport security using body scan machines

Finally, someone who agrees with me that we're being strip searched by scanners!

This insanity is the single contribution of the Islamic religion to the modern world - they’ve made airline flight a surreal experience in paranoia and intrusions on privacy.

Isn't it ironic that the muzzie women are the only ones refusing to go through the scanners (and rightfully so!) - when, as you said, muzzies are the CAUSE of it.

[Slings and Arrows]

This calls for corporal punishment.

[patriot08]

Thanks. :)

[TJ Jackson]

Sorry - I do not follow. Can you be more specific as to what you mean?

[Liberty Valance]

This calls for corporal punishment.

uh-oh ...

[OneLoyalAmerican]

Did Larry King(isstillalive?) tap a foot under the bathroom stall first?

[awaken2spirit]

“I’m confused. Is he saying he did or didn’t like it?”

I think Ol’ Larry was so happy about it that he just had to tell someone.

[awaken2spirit]

“That’s a little too close to Necrophilia.”

That would be Nancy Pelosi.

[TheOldLady]

What does he have left that’s private anyway?

[TheOldLady]

The code is:

<img src="http://www.ThePicture.whatever">

The only space is between "img" and "src."

Avoid novice error: It's SRC, not SCR.

[Slings and Arrows]

I think I’m happier not knowing.

[a fool in paradise]

Did he tap his toe?

[a fool in paradise]

And now the lawsuit...

Man sues airline for not looking at his scrotum (Toronto Sun ^ | March 9, 2010 | JEAN-PHILIPPE ARCAND)