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How much do you want to be she sues?
1 posted on 03/05/2010 4:05:17 PM PST by LukeL
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To: LukeL

Lady fingers.

They taste just like lady fingers.


2 posted on 03/05/2010 4:06:36 PM PST by cripplecreek (Remember the River Raisin!)
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To: LukeL

Bear just wanted some Lady Fingers.


3 posted on 03/05/2010 4:06:59 PM PST by Tijeras_Slim (Live jubtabulously!)
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I don’t see the news here. She wanted to feed the bears and she fed the bears.


5 posted on 03/05/2010 4:08:30 PM PST by IrishCatholic (No local Communist or Socialist Party Chapter? Join the Democrats, it's the same thing!)
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To: LukeL

Sues the bear?


7 posted on 03/05/2010 4:09:33 PM PST by 353FMG (Save the Planet -- Eliminate Socialism)
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8 posted on 03/05/2010 4:09:50 PM PST by stormer
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To: LukeL; a fool in paradise
Actually it was three, not two.


10 posted on 03/05/2010 4:11:27 PM PST by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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To: LukeL

Next time, bring enough beer to share with the bear


11 posted on 03/05/2010 4:16:21 PM PST by bigbob
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12 posted on 03/05/2010 4:18:43 PM PST by papasmurf (sudo apt-get install U-S-Constitution)
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To: LukeL
the 47-year-old had gone past barriers and warning signs at the Lincoln Park Zoo and was apparently trying to feeding two bears
15 posted on 03/05/2010 4:23:39 PM PST by A_Tradition_Continues (formerly known as Politicalwit ...05/28/98 Class of '98)
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17 posted on 03/05/2010 4:24:55 PM PST by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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"How much do you want to be she sues?"

But will she be able to put her finger on how much to ask for???

19 posted on 03/05/2010 4:30:00 PM PST by editor-surveyor (Democracy, the vilest form of government, pits the greed of an angry mob vs. the rights of a man)
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To: LukeL

Were there witnesses? Who fingered the bear?


21 posted on 03/05/2010 4:31:18 PM PST by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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To: LukeL; bvw
Here's another maneater - er, womaneater - to add to your list of captive animals to send to the taxidermist.

This bloodthirsty monster had the temerity to bite off the human fingers inserted in his mouth, fer pete's sake.

23 posted on 03/05/2010 4:34:41 PM PST by xsrdx (Diligentia, Vis, Celeritas)
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Two lions talking (in a New Yorker cartoon):

"I'm trying to eat more vegetarians"

24 posted on 03/05/2010 4:36:20 PM PST by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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To: LukeL

Well mission accomplished, she certainly fed them.


25 posted on 03/05/2010 4:37:23 PM PST by kalee (The offences we give, we write in the dust; Those we take, we engrave in marble. J Huett 1658)
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To: LukeL

The woman shall henceforth be known as “Nubbs, the 8 fingered idiot”.


26 posted on 03/05/2010 4:40:20 PM PST by cripplecreek (Remember the River Raisin!)
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Police say the 47-year-old had gone past barriers and warning signs at the Lincoln Park Zoo and was apparently trying to feed successfully fed two bears about 11:30 a.m. Friday.
28 posted on 03/05/2010 4:48:43 PM PST by Lonesome in Massachussets (The naked casuistry of the high priests of Warmism would make a Jesuit blush.)
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I CAN HAS HOOMIN?

29 posted on 03/05/2010 4:54:12 PM PST by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
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To: LukeL

At the Fairbanks (Alaska) zoo, back in the 70s — they had 4 or 5 Grizzly bears. The ONLY thing between them and us was an ordinary chain link fence. It was maybe ten feet tall, but any one of them could have bashed its way through it, in a trice.

DG


31 posted on 03/05/2010 4:58:09 PM PST by DoorGunner ("Rom 11: until the fullness of the Gentiles has come in; 26 and so, all Israel will be saved")
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To: LukeL

Did she bring a picnic basket with her?


32 posted on 03/05/2010 5:00:59 PM PST by Jack Hydrazine
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