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To: LukeL

Lady fingers.

They taste just like lady fingers.

2 posted on 03/05/2010 4:06:36 PM PST by cripplecreek (Remember the River Raisin!)

To: cripplecreek

OMG! LOL! My keyboard is happy I wasn’t drinking anything when I read that one!

6 posted on 03/05/2010 4:08:42 PM PST by FrdmLvr ("The people will believe what the media tells them they believe." Orwell)

To: cripplecreek

23 seconds you blackguard!

I plead being addled by drink!

9 posted on 03/05/2010 4:10:12 PM PST by Tijeras_Slim (Live jubtabulously!)

To: cripplecreek

Was she offered bear knuckles?

13 posted on 03/05/2010 4:21:31 PM PST by A_Tradition_Continues (formerly known as Politicalwit ...05/28/98 Class of '98)

To: cripplecreek

I hold your hand in mine, dear,
I press it to my lips.
I take a healthy bite
From your dainty fingertips.

My joy would be complete, dear,
If you were only here,
But still I keep your hand
As a precious souvenir.

The night you died I cut it off.
I really don’t know why.
For now each time I kiss it
I get bloodstains on my tie.

I’m sorry now I killed you,
For our love was something fine,
And till they come to get me
I shall hold your hand in mine.

Tom Lehrer

27 posted on 03/05/2010 4:45:52 PM PST by OregonRancher (Some days, it's not even worth chewing through the restraints)

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