Shock jock Howard Stern lines up lovers of Tiger Woods for $100,000 beauty contest

Times Online ^ | 2/24/10 | Chris Ayres

[Libloather]

Shock jock Howard Stern lines up lovers of Tiger Woods for $100,000 beauty contest
Chris Ayres, Los Angeles
February 24, 2010

As if Tiger Woods’s apology last week for his serial philandering wasn’t enough of a public humiliation, several of his former mistresses have agreed to take part in a beauty pageant in which they will compete for a $100,000 (£65,000) prize.

The Tiger Woods Mistress Beauty Pageant, organised by the US shock jock Howard Stern, will be held on March 10.

So far, only four of the golfer’s former mistresses — out of the 13 identified in the press — have agreed to take part.

They will compete in categories such as “Swimsuit”, “Personality”, and “Talent” to earn the judges’ votes.

When Mr Stern first announced the idea of the pageant, he said that it would take place only if more than three women responded. All of them had to have been named in news publications as lovers of the golfer.

The prize money for Mr Stern’s pageant will be supplied by AshleyMadison.com, a “discreet dating service” company. The site, which has 4.5 million users, advertises itself with the slogan “Life is Short, Have an Affair”.

[70th Division]

Maybe you could post a bumper. LOL

[Mobties]

This may be the best disc jockey contest since Don Imus promoted an “Eldridge Cleaver look alike contest” back in the late sixties. As I recall, the winner’s prize being a week in jail.

[pepperdog]

Sometimes I wonder about the sanity of this country. We obsess over the sexual peccadilloes of an athlete. In this case a guy who pushes a little white ball around hugely expensive, manicured properties in a country that is essentially bankrupt. Meanwhile, unnoticed by the majority of the citizens, a group of idiots ruin our lives and our children's future What's up with us?

[Mobties]

This may be the best disc jockey contest since Don Imus promoted an “Eldridge Cleaver look alike contest” back in the late sixties. As I recall, the winner’s prize being a week in jail.

[paulycy]

I wonder which one will win?

[N. Theknow]

How's this?

[printhead]

A few Sundays ago the New York Post had a Women of Tiger Woods Calendar.

[stylecouncilor]

ping

[windcliff]

Now that’s a beauty pageant I would watch.

[dmz]

One of the first questions Howard will ask to the contestants:

“Were you molested by daddy/brother/uncle as a child”

Over/Under on being molested: at least half
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Interesting. I don’t particularly believe that promiscuity/adultery is the result of what you suggest. I think the answer is much simpler. Self centeredness. They want it, they can have, so they get it. Consequences are for others.

[Gay State Conservative]

This might even cause to me to have some sympathy.It's hard to find an individual outside of politics who's as loathsome as Stern.

[AIM-54]

Stern and the Skank Brigade.

This shouldn’t surprise anyone.