Weinie ping.
Can a 4 year old read a warning label?
I guess NO one has common sense anymore....
Why? No one will read them. Ban weenies.
Do we need these dummies to wipe our butts for us?
I am sick of the nanny state.
The old fashion habit of cutting food into tiny pieces always worked for my toddlers...
But then what did I know...
Maybe they should offer already chewed up food for toddlers?
I knew hotdogs were dangerous, but seriously, a four year old? Anyone, anywhere can choke on food. Doesn’t mean the food is dangerous, just happens.
When did we become a nation of idiots and of women too damn stupid to cut food up in tiny little pieces for their toddlers, like mothers have done for millennia? When?
Pathetic.
Rather than more labels and intrusion, why did this woman not know how to perform the heimlich? If there has to be accountability somewhere, put it where it belongs. There are countless ways to learn basic lifesaving techniques at little or no cost.
What about carrots? They seem dangerous.
Well, about time they got around to re-designing and labeling carrots./sarc
Truthfully our parents told us to CHEW before we swallowed. I hear my 20 something D-i-L saying "Jack! Chew that! Don't gulp your food!"
Then I am very sorry to say that she is stupid and no amount of expensive labeling is going to save that poor child from its mother.
I’ve got it: “DO NOT BUY THIS IF YOU ARE STUPID.”
Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly, and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to Happy Fun Ball.
Caution: Happy Fun Ball may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.
Happy Fun Ball contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.
Do not use Happy Fun Ball on concrete.
Discontinue use of Happy Fun Ball if any of the following occurs:
* itching
* vertigo
* dizziness
* tingling in extremities
* loss of balance or coordination
* slurred speech
* temporary blindness
* profuse sweating
* or heart palpitations.
If Happy Fun Ball begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head.
Happy Fun Ball may stick to certain types of skin.
When not in use, Happy Fun Ball should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration. Failure to do so relieves the makers of Happy Fun Ball, Wacky Products Incorporated, and its parent company, Global Chemical Unlimited, of any and all liability.
Ingredients of Happy Fun Ball include an unknown glowing green substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.
Happy Fun Ball has been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and is being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq.
Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.
Happy Fun Ball comes with a lifetime warranty.
Let’s cut to the chase, physicians ... why not just tattoo a comprehensive warning label on the kids’ backsides at birth? That’s a lot easier than chasing down every product known to man. And the kids’ growth will only increase the font size as they age and their parents’ eye sight deteriorates; what a win-win solution!