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Police: Man Offered Woman Asphalt For Sex
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| 02/17/10
| Chris Cato
Posted on 02/19/2010 3:45:38 PM PST by TornadoAlley3
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To: TornadoAlley3
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posted on
02/19/2010 3:46:56 PM PST
by
Frantzie
(TV - sending Americans towards Islamic serfdom - Cancel TV service NOW)
To: TornadoAlley3
“I never showed her myself”
That is unintentionally funny!
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posted on
02/19/2010 3:47:03 PM PST
by
omega4179
(jdforsenate.com hunt some rinos 2010)
To: TornadoAlley3
Oh No.
Lady I asked you if you wanted asphalt - not did you want your &$$ felt.
Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh.
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posted on
02/19/2010 3:48:29 PM PST
by
sodpoodle
(Despair - Man's surrender. Laughter - God's redemption.)
To: TornadoAlley3
Deputies say the woman, who is a Sunday school teacher, was able to provide specific details about Harrison's underwear and other parts of his body.
Tallywhacker.
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posted on
02/19/2010 3:48:42 PM PST
by
cripplecreek
(Remember the River Raisin!)
To: Frantzie
This guy and his truckload of driveway asphalt would be having more sex than Wilt Chamberlain and Tiger Woods put together in Reno Nevada.
To: TornadoAlley3
The guy is all class, ain’t he?
One wonders how he thought that the combo of exposure and asphalt was the way to win her heart.
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posted on
02/19/2010 3:49:32 PM PST
by
OldPossum
To: sodpoodle
That’s why you always offer to lay some pipe.
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posted on
02/19/2010 3:49:34 PM PST
by
cripplecreek
(Remember the River Raisin!)
To: TornadoAlley3
Billie Bobbie no wonder the guy is wacked. The name alone should be good for several years on the shrink's couch.
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posted on
02/19/2010 3:50:22 PM PST
by
exnavy
(May the Lord grant our troops protection and endurance.)
To: TornadoAlley3
...began to make sexual comments about her jewelry, then exposed himself to her and offered to pave the driveway in exchange for sex.
WHOA!
That *always* works for me.
Maybe he doesn't know the secret I use - always have a big stink breath of cigarettes and cheap beer to Seal the Deal!
To: TornadoAlley3
I suspect he has a long career as a sex offender ahead of him. I hope they throw the book at him.
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posted on
02/19/2010 3:51:26 PM PST
by
trisham
(Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
To: OldPossum
Lesson in Number 23 in “How to Woo a Lady”!!!
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posted on
02/19/2010 3:52:14 PM PST
by
La Lydia
To: sodpoodle
We have a winner!!!!!!GREAT QUOTE!
ROFLMAO!
To: TornadoAlley3
“Lady, I said cement..not semen”
To: OldPossum; Chieftain
To: The KG9 Kid
Ohhhhhhhh, put it there Billie Bobbie. One shovel or two mam. (-;
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posted on
02/19/2010 3:53:23 PM PST
by
tommyboy
(We'll do it live)
To: TornadoAlley3
Where is he going to get it this time of year?
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posted on
02/19/2010 3:55:02 PM PST
by
Perdogg
("Is that a bomb in your pants, or are you excited to come to America?")
To: TornadoAlley3
He’ll be tarred with this from now on.
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posted on
02/19/2010 3:55:18 PM PST
by
paulycy
(Demand Constitutionality.)
To: TornadoAlley3
“The men asked her about paving her driveway.”
— — —
Sooo, THAT’S the latest term for sex.
To: TornadoAlley3
Hey, baby, let me pave your driveway.
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posted on
02/19/2010 3:58:19 PM PST
by
USMCPOP
(Father of LCpl. Karl Linn, KIA 1/26/2005 Al Haqlaniyah, Iraq)
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