Barack Hussein Obama...
That is a good beginning. The red all over doesn’t fit unless you are addressing communism. I think you should change red to something attributable to Obama but not obviously attributable. example: What is black and white and born in Kenya. What is black and white and chased wildebeests in its youth. Q: What is black and white and brown all over. A: Baracks B.S. I don’t know but the red thing falls flat.
That there is funny. (I don’t care who you are)
“Medicine in my country is so advanced
that we can take a kidney out of one man,
put it in another, and have him looking for
work in six weeks.”
A German doctor says:
“That is nothing; we can take a lung
out of one person, put it in another, and
have him looking for work in four weeks.”
A Russian doctor says:
“In my country, medicine is so advanced
that we can take half a heart out of one
person, put it in another, and have them
both looking for work in two weeks.”
Well, I say top this!:
(Those guys are way behind.)
We recently took a man with
no brains out of ILLINOIS,
put him in the White House,
and within SIX MONTHS
half the COUNTRY is looking for work!
Ha Ha Ha!
New Answer for old joke!