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Skier In Five Second Crash (French Olympic Fail)
The Sun UK ^ | Feb 18, 2010 | ROB SINGH

Posted on 02/18/2010 1:24:52 PM PST by TexasCajun

A TOP skier was left in tears when her Olympic dream ended in just FIVE seconds after she spectacularly tumbled over.

French woman Marion Rolland crashed yards from the start as she began her bid for gold at the Winter Games in Vancouver.

The 27-year-old left the starting gate and within a blink of an eye lost her balance. She toppled over and landed in the snow in front of stunned spectators

(Excerpt) Read more at thesun.co.uk ...


TOPICS: Hobbies; Sports; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: fail; french; olympics; skier; skiing; sports; surrender
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To: al baby
Now that was epic SNL Chevy Chase did that on WE update

And of course it could have only come from the warped mind of the late Michael O'Donoghue.

21 posted on 02/18/2010 1:33:04 PM PST by dfwgator
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To: the_devils_advocate_666
I feel bad for her, but it truly is an epic fail.

You do realize that "epic" means "long", right? (Epic ballads have many verses, epic tales take hours to relate, etc.)

The word "epic" is as badly misused as the word "ignorant."

22 posted on 02/18/2010 1:33:07 PM PST by TChris ("Hello", the politician lied.)
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To: Yossarian

Exactly, thanks for sharing. Good for all of us.


23 posted on 02/18/2010 1:33:22 PM PST by 2rightsleftcoast (A)
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To: Yossarian

One of my all time favorites.


24 posted on 02/18/2010 1:33:37 PM PST by Vigilantcitizen
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To: TChris

To have worked towards something for so long, put in so much effort and sacrifice and then have it all over in a few seconds. Very sad day for her.


25 posted on 02/18/2010 1:34:35 PM PST by Carley (Are you better off now than one year ago? HELL NO!!!!!)
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To: TexasCajun

Harsh.


26 posted on 02/18/2010 1:35:39 PM PST by El Sordo (The bigger the government, the smaller the citizen.)
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To: TexasCajun
When I was in my very first high school ski race I jumped out of the starting gate 5 seconds early. I stopped right away and asked for a do-over...and they let me!
For the Olympics, I sure her nerves were all over the place.
27 posted on 02/18/2010 1:36:17 PM PST by Dixie Yooper (Ephesians 6:11)
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To: TexasCajun

This happened to me on the way to my mailbox the other day.


28 posted on 02/18/2010 1:36:41 PM PST by mowowie
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To: Secret Agent Man

Agreed.


29 posted on 02/18/2010 1:37:40 PM PST by AEMILIUS PAULUS (It is a shame that when these people give a riot)
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To: TexasCajun
What these morons (the writer, not the athlete) fail to notice is this:

Lindsey Vonn did well on the course by driving hard at the top of the course. So Marion Rolland, knowing what she had to beat, probably wanted to do the same. Or she just attacks the top of the course as part of her normal racing routine.

And you only get ONE chance to launch yourself, so if you want to go hard at the top, you launch yourself HARD out of the gate. And you know what? A hard kick-start plus oddball snow can lead to problems as Ms. Rolland experienced.

Marion Rolland had an embarrassing afternoon, but it is only an "Epic Fail" in the eyes of the ignorant.

-Yossarian, alpine ski racer

30 posted on 02/18/2010 1:37:54 PM PST by Yossarian
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To: TexasCajun

Equivalent to earning your PGA Tour card and then shiffing on the #1 tee in your first tourny.


31 posted on 02/18/2010 1:38:29 PM PST by Cletus.D.Yokel (Freepmail me to get on the Bourbon ping list.)
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To: Cletus.D.Yokel

“shiffing” should be whiffing


32 posted on 02/18/2010 1:39:01 PM PST by Cletus.D.Yokel (Freepmail me to get on the Bourbon ping list.)
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To: TexasCajun

The Agony of Defeat...


33 posted on 02/18/2010 1:39:12 PM PST by Doomonyou (Let them eat Lead.)
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To: TChris

The third and fourth definitions from Dictionary.com would apply here.


34 posted on 02/18/2010 1:39:16 PM PST by xone
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To: TexasCajun

The agony of defeat.


35 posted on 02/18/2010 1:40:05 PM PST by OB1kNOb (Help support a sustainable America for tomorrow. Go green by recycling Congress.)
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To: dfwgator

I remember that, gee we are old. Now I could not stay awake for SNL, even if it was still funny


36 posted on 02/18/2010 1:40:54 PM PST by sticker
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To: Yossarian

I cheer on any young person who has the discipline to strive for excellence and accomplishment. If she puts as much heart into the rest of her life, she will surely be a success.


37 posted on 02/18/2010 1:43:08 PM PST by 12Gauge687 (Extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice)
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To: TexasCajun

LOL - I get a network virus warning from that site.


38 posted on 02/18/2010 1:44:54 PM PST by Ingtar (I closed my eyes, only for a moment, and the moment's gone...)
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To: xone
I suppose you're right, but it still seems to be a big stretch.

One woman's personal tragedy doesn't quite get there, in my mind.

Neville Chaimberlain... Now there's a truly epic failure!

39 posted on 02/18/2010 1:46:17 PM PST by TChris ("Hello", the politician lied.)
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To: Trailerpark Badass

Hell, I can do that! lol


40 posted on 02/18/2010 1:50:43 PM PST by 1776 Reborn
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