"Sibyl! Aunts aren't supposed to express sexy sentiments." He hissed.
Al Gore was The Prophet, like Sibyl
Global Warming? He knows all, brooks no quibble
Now exposed as a hoax
Butt of millions of jokes
His response: naught but drool, spit and dribble
America needs you
Sarah Palin
Sarah could you please come home
Things are looking bad
I know you would be mad
To see what kind of men
Prevail upon the land you love
America's wondering
How we got here
Sarah all we get is lies
We're punished for our cars
And taxed from here to mars
The bastards sold us out
To get themselves a piece of power
We love to hear you speak your mind
In plain and simple ways
Call a tax a tax
Like they did back in the day
Ignore the liberal papers
Each morning jog some miles
Speak of what was going on
With your honesty and style
America's calling
Sarah Palin
Sarah you know what to do
The world is turnin' round, we're losin' lots of ground
Oh Sarah is there something we can do to save the land we love
Oh whoa whoa whoa
America's calling
Sarah Palin
Sarah you know what to do
The world is turnin' round
And losin' lots of ground
So Sarah is there something we can do to save the land we love
Oh
Sarah is there something we can do to save the land we love
Sarah
Sarah is there something we can do to save the land we love
Recent events have proven again that Ayn Rand is a sibyl without peer
Cassandra, recalled as the great Trojan sibyl
proclaimed to all people of Troy’s body civil
“the erstwhile gift, so grand and so stately
drug heedless to caution among us just lately
is none but a ruse, containing destruction”
ignoring her warning, prophetic instruction
they ended their vigil, turned glutton, debaucher
gave over their necks to the blade of their slaughter
The Sybil of course— had she managed survival
would find but contempt on the record archival
Sibyl’s lisping Uncles wanted to be Sibyl Aunts.
Sid Sodnagel’s advice to would-be fortunetellers:
“Keep a Sibyl tongue in your head.”
I must be a bit of a sibyl, since I saw this coming long ago:
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2452058/posts