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Suprise stubble ruins wedding
The Sun (UK) ^
Posted on 02/10/2010 9:58:54 AM PST by jakerobins
AN Arab ambassador has annulled his marriage after discovering his veiled wife-to-be had a BEARD and was cross-eyed. The diplomat had only met the woman a few times, during which she had hidden her face behind a niqab.
Local media reported that after the marriage contract was signed, the man tried to give his new wife a smooch only to find she had facial hair.
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TOPICS: Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: barfalert; beardedlady; burquarequired; crosseyed; napl; piginapoke
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Yikes! That's a nasty suprise.....(She's a MAN..MAN).......
To: jakerobins
Doncha just hate it when that happens!
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posted on
02/10/2010 10:00:17 AM PST
by
Ben Mugged
(Unions are the storm troopers of socialism.)
To: jakerobins
"Local media reported that after the marriage contract was signed, the man tried to give his new wife a smooch only to find she had facial hair."
Well that was 'UNEXPECTED'!
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posted on
02/10/2010 10:00:37 AM PST
by
Kartographer
(".. we mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes, and our sacred honor.")
To: jakerobins
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posted on
02/10/2010 10:01:26 AM PST
by
gimme1ibertee
("In a time of universal deceit,telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act"-George Orwell)
To: jakerobins; mikrofon; martin_fierro
Was it the beard or the cross-eyes he had problems with?
To: jakerobins
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posted on
02/10/2010 10:02:28 AM PST
by
tgusa
(Gun control: deep breath, sight alignment, squeeze the trigger ....)
To: jakerobins
John Kerry had a sex-change operation? I didn’t know that.
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posted on
02/10/2010 10:02:43 AM PST
by
Cicero
(Marcus Tullius)
To: jakerobins
I wonder if there were any other “surprises” on the wedding night?
To: jakerobins
So the bride was NOT a 9-year girl?
To: jakerobins
This thread is worthless with pictures.
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posted on
02/10/2010 10:03:30 AM PST
by
Izzy Dunne
(Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
To: jakerobins
No man, even an arab or muslim, wants a wife with a better beard than his own.
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posted on
02/10/2010 10:03:58 AM PST
by
Iron Munro
(God is great, Beer is good, People are crazy)
To: jakerobins
He's lucky he stopped at the beard. How do you say "The Crying Game" in Arabic?
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posted on
02/10/2010 10:04:18 AM PST
by
KarlInOhio
(Special SOTU tagline: YOU LIE!)
To: jakerobins
speaking of...
To: jakerobins
Too funny, no way this could be made up.
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posted on
02/10/2010 10:04:48 AM PST
by
TYVets
(Let's Roll!!! The leadership of the GOP has no spine and no guts, but we conservatives do)
To: jakerobins
Problem solved.
To: jakerobins
To: Izzy Dunne
To: Charles Henrickson
Was the bride’s name Lola?
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posted on
02/10/2010 10:06:04 AM PST
by
Ingtar
(I closed my eyes, only for a moment, and the moment's gone...)
To: jakerobins
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posted on
02/10/2010 10:06:06 AM PST
by
ExcursionGuy84
("Jesus, Your Love takes my breath away.")
To: jakerobins
As Gomer would say;
Surpise! Surprise! Surprise!
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