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Sticky, smelly Bag Balm: Problem-salving for all
hosted ^ | Jan 31 | JOHN CURRAN

Posted on 01/31/2010 10:17:04 AM PST by JoeProBono

Winter is most definitely here. It must be. The phones are ringing at Bag Balm headquarters.

Everyone wants a new tub of the gooey, yellow-green ointment. And all have a story about its problem-salving - they use it on squeaky bed springs, psoriasis, dry facial skin, cracked fingers, burns, zits, diaper rash, saddle sores, sunburn, pruned trees, rifles, shell casings, bed sores and radiation burns.

Everything, it seems, except for cows.

"Some, you don't really even want to hear, but they're gonna tell you anyway," said accounts manager Krystina McMorrow, who is half the office staff.

"I've been here 14 years," said accounts-receivable clerk Shawna Wilkerson, the other half. "The oddest one I've heard was somebody who reloads his ammunition. He puts Bag Balm on the bullet casing and it makes it easier to reload 'em."....

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TOPICS: Health/Medicine; Pets/Animals; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: bagbalm; balm; jpb
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1 posted on 01/31/2010 10:17:04 AM PST by JoeProBono
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To: JoeProBono

I have a little square can sitting on my kitchen counter right now. Have used it for years, mainly for skin problems.


3 posted on 01/31/2010 11:27:30 AM PST by Mama Shawna
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To: JoeProBono

Great stuff. And it has to be to smell that bad and stay on the market.


4 posted on 01/31/2010 11:36:28 AM PST by Jedidah (Be bold, be sharp, be blunt -- but show a kind conservative heart. The world watches and takes note.)
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To: Mama Shawna
Don't knock it, my father used to have 120 head of Guernsey cows, and in the winter time they all loved “ Bag Balm”.It is the best for cuts scrapes and any thing else requiring a little TLC
5 posted on 01/31/2010 11:36:35 AM PST by BooBoo1000
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Not sure if you meant that reply to me? Was not knocking it at all, love the stuff!


7 posted on 01/31/2010 11:38:23 AM PST by Mama Shawna
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To: JoeProBono

Love the stuff.


8 posted on 01/31/2010 11:39:43 AM PST by freekitty (Give me back my conservative vote; then find me a real conservative to vote for)
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To: JoeProBono

Sometimes the ‘oldies are goodies’. I grew up with Hanford’s ‘Balsam of Myrrh’ being dabbed on whatever ailed me growing up. Still use it, today. It was primarily created for veterinary uses.


9 posted on 01/31/2010 11:42:38 AM PST by RushIsMyTeddyBear (I don't have a 'Cousin Pookie'.)
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To: JoeProBono

Anyone who has ever owned a milking cow knows what’s in the green tin. “Good for man and beast” or was that Rawleigh’s?


10 posted on 01/31/2010 11:45:50 AM PST by count-your-change (You don't have be brilliant, not being stupid is enough.)
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To: Mama Shawna

Where do you purchase it?


11 posted on 01/31/2010 11:50:31 AM PST by unkus
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To: hellbender

I’ve always thought Unguentine was the king of OTC med names.


12 posted on 01/31/2010 11:54:09 AM PST by Petronski (In Germany they came first for the Communists, And I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Communist...)
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To: JoeProBono

During the breastfeeding years it was good for sore nipples.


13 posted on 01/31/2010 12:49:16 PM PST by Lizavetta
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To: unkus

you can actually buy it at rite aid drug stores as well as farm supply stores and wal mart.


14 posted on 01/31/2010 12:49:47 PM PST by Armedanddangerous (Montani Semper Liberi)
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that name is Udderly ridiculous...

get it?

I’ll be here all week, dont forget to tip your waitress.


15 posted on 01/31/2010 12:51:03 PM PST by Armedanddangerous (Montani Semper Liberi)
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To: Jedidah

I never thought is smelled bad, but Tiger Balm is also a nice product.


16 posted on 01/31/2010 12:51:43 PM PST by Sawdring
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To: RushIsMyTeddyBear

My Gramma put Watkins Petro-carbo salve on everthig when we were kids.


17 posted on 01/31/2010 12:53:51 PM PST by Lurkina.n.Learnin (Waste and fraud are synonymous with gov't spending)
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The best is something with an antibiotic, like Neosporin. However, anything which seals a wound will tend to help. Little cuts will even heal quicker if you put Chapstick on them.


18 posted on 01/31/2010 1:07:24 PM PST by hellbender
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To: freekitty

Me, too.

I work with my hands in water (I am a production felter) and during the winter, the skin on my thumb will crack and split. It is quite painful. I slather on the Bag Balm, put on a pair of disposable nitrile gloves, go to sleep and in the morning, the pain is way down and the skin is already healing.

One tin lasts nearly forever. I also find the odor a bit medicinal, but not unpleasant.


19 posted on 01/31/2010 1:35:43 PM PST by reformedliberal
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To: Mama Shawna

I like Udderly Smooth udder cream.

Sold at Ace Hardware. Usually by the cash registers.


20 posted on 01/31/2010 1:43:33 PM PST by Vinnie (You're Nobody 'Til Somebody Jihads You)
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