Posted on 01/22/2010 12:38:13 AM PST by myknowledge
GOLDENBALLS David Beckham had a security scare during a bizarre TV stunt where a presenter wearing yellow rubber gloves tried to grab his genitals.
Blonde Italian TV star Elena Di Cioccio carried out the 'attack' on a stunned Beckham, 34, as part of a popular TV show called Le Iene (The Hyenas) as he gave a TV interview.
Ms Di Cioccio ponced on the former Manchester United star who is now on loan at AC Milan saying she wanted to see 'how he measured up' after it emerged he had been dropped as a Giorgio Armani underwear model by Cristiano Ronaldo.
Ms Di Cioccio told viewers: 'Off the pitch we have seen fascinating photographs of David Beckham in his underpants and seemingly very well endowed and even his wife says that he is well equipped and calls him Golden Balls.
'Well the image may have slipped slightly as he has been replaced in the Armani campaign by a younger footballer, Cristiano Ronaldo, but we wanted to find out if he was as well endowed as the pictures suggest or if they were touched up.'
How curious can Elena Di Cioccio be?
In before the thread gets pulled. :O)
Goldenballs...
sounds like an Austin Powers movie directed by Mel Brooks
Goldfinger!
Eh, not necessarily guilty, but maybe not completely exonerated, either.
????...take a deep breath and find out Elena
"Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find only things evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." - Manuel II Palelogus
Did she just give him a gentle squeeze or did she go for an octave changing event?
She has TWS....Tiger Woods Syndrome...
Too bad he didn’t deck her.
Waking up an hour later on the sidewalk with nobody around would have been educational.
He could have made her stand 100 yards away and pished in her eye.
That gets them so hot but you have plenty of time to get in your car and drive away before they jump you to get a piece of it.
Unfortunately, your picture didn’t make it into your post, so I looked up her picture. She looks a bit like a cross between Ellen DeGeneres and Ann Coulter, but overall I think your assessment is pretty good. She’s not going to age well, I’m sure.
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