[The_Media_never_lie]

A crisis is a terrible thing to waste.

[Pontiac]

Better wait till the corps is cold before you start the autopsy.

[Woebama]

Global ennui. Nothing changes. Everything remains the same. I’m so bored.

[SkyDancer]

Global Cooling?? That'd be loads of fun to watch the media go berserk over it like Global Warming.

[jim35]

If folks laugh at this ridiculous scam, the left will say they’re only laughing because of the high nitrous oxide levels.

[Deb]

I think they should ride the cow fart hysteria.

[dforest]

well...back to global cooling. Does this mean our SUV’s are okay now?

[Fast Moving Angel]

Whatever happened to that hysterical post on the impending threat to us all of hydrogen dioxide?

[Woebama]

Saving ecosystems remains important. I want blue whales, grizzly bears, buffalo, and the like to survive.

[smokingfrog]

A world-wide water crisis.

[Kartographer]

Obesity in the US is causing the Earth to wobble on it axis! Close all fast food joints! Place all Americans on diets which if not followed are subject to plenty of law! All grocery stores to carry only rice cakes, tofu and carrot sticks. Possession Government declared junk food subject to same pentities as illegal possession of class 3 drugs!

[FlingWingFlyer]

Global warming is dead. What’s the next eco-scare?

Thousands and thousands of hungry polar bears prowling the snow-covered streets of America. LOL!

[wbill]

I say that the next scare will be water-related. Already seeing the "we're running out of water" meme in a few places. IBM commercials, first and foremost.

Just my prediction.

[steelyourfaith]

 

Beam me to Planet Gore !

[rustbucket]

Anthropogenic continental drift. Causes all those earthquakes, doncha know.

[Paradox]

I'm sorry, but GW is NOT dead. This thing has a life all its own, despite whatever the Truth may be. Too many are too heavily invested in it. I predict it will be at least 10 years before we can start saying it is dead.

[The Comedian]

Sunspots and their shocking lack of regulation and oversight.

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[ExSES]

As the man-made global warming fear movement collapses and the climate establishment lay in a Climategate ridden tatters, many are asking what next?

Since the economy is entering a repeat of the 1970s..., the EcoNuts will just dust off their "Sky Is Fallin'" mantra of those days and will return to their dire warning about "Global Cooling"! Actually, their new cry is "Climate Change" so whatever happens..., they are covered!

[Signalman]

I’m looking for Paul Ehrlich (the guy who wrote “The Population Bomb” in 1968) to come up with “The Next Big Looming Disaster” that the libs can hang there hat on.

[ßuddaßudd]

Fresh Water