Posted on 01/17/2010 8:15:05 PM PST by Tom Hawks
A store that sells new husbands has opened recently in New York City. A woman may go there to choose a husband. At the entrance to the store is a description of how the store operates:
You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors, and the value of the products increases as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you may not go back down except to exit the building!
One day a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband for herself. At the first floor a sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs
She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.'
So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.
'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking, and Help With Housework.
'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor number 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
That’s quite profound ..
So true.
LOL
I have, “Acquired,” six cats over the last four years.
Shoot me, please.
One bullet. My head.
I’m a cheap kill.
Pretty good.
Floor 7:
Over the years you’ve taken home a couple of samples from various floors and have tried them out and have now returned to take the express elevator directly to Floor 7.
Floor 7 offers: Peace and quiet, no remote controls, no beer, no one asking (starting at 7 AM) “What’s for dinner tonight?”, no ESPN, no laundry, no car dealerships, no camping gear, no fishing gear...
Sitting in the front hall presently are:
A Benelli shotgun in case, a new ice augur, a soaking wet portable blind [probably full of leaves and brambles], 5-6 camo outfits; compound bow and four pairs of hunting boots ...and that's only the top 'o the heap ...who knows what lurks below?
LOL
Good additions! As one woman to another........sigh
It is obvious that a very, very gay photo designer prepared that photo layout. Clean wellies? Yeah, right!
The person who own this RR VIP Edition, never leaves the womb of the interior. LOL
Very true.
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