[DogBarkTree]

Careful, little crackers. Dont step on my $1000 shoes.

[Sacajaweau]

Photo op....Wow...Lotta caucasians...Government day care center...

[Dixie Yooper]

Michelle Obama reading to kids at the Labor Department's childcare center

Another shovel-ready job created by the Jobs Stimulus Package!

[ClearCase_guy]

Has anyone seen the David Cronenberg film “The Brood”? There’s an interesting scene in which a teacher of young children has an unfortunate meeting with some very small assailants.

[maggief]

What's up with the uneven hem on that dust ruffle thingy? Oh, nevermind ...

[ButThreeLeftsDo]

[PennsylvaniaMom]

The real story here is her new ‘do!!!

It was all over the internets yesterday!!! Me!Chelle got a trim (ie, new extentions/weave) and the web was all abuzz.

And, in true Obama fashion, the ‘do debutted at Joe Biden’s mom’s funeral service yesterday.

Who doesn’t do a make over for a last repose?

[highnoon]

That's very good Sally, black outfits ARE slimming. My a$$ is actually THIS wide.

[SpinnerWebb]

Once again, and in order:


If you little brats don't listen to me, I will eat you up, just like the witch in 'Hansel and Gretel'...



(boy in corner) Lookout! She's serious!!! RUN!!!



You! In the red sweater! I warned you! You and your friends can be first!



(over terrified screams of children) NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM

[mass55th]

A bit of advice kid...lt's not wise to upset a Wookiee.

[a fool in paradise]

Obama: "Children! Children! You ALL owe the government THIS many dollars! Ha ha ha!!!"

[a fool in paradise]

Obama: "I'm MELTING! I'M MELLLTING!"

[Dewey Revoltnow]

Yo, little crackas. Put yo hands down and give the African-American kids a chance to answer.

[Pilated]

Raising future servants for my old age entitlement is a hard hard job. If you don’t start when they are young they never appreciate what I do for them.

[browniexyz]

The redundancies in this photo—look, this the Labor Department’s daycare—so we’re paying for the Labor Department employees, and their employees’ daycare, AND for Michelle to dress up in an outfit and ride in her limousines and all the Secret Service limousines down Constitution Avenue to the Labor Department so that she can read Dr. Seuss to the children for whom we ALREADY have paid to have someone read to them....it’s mind-blowing how much money is represented in just these little pics—

[hellbender]

You over there with the light skin color...what's your question?

[fish hawk]

Did she talk like a white girl or did she use the Negro dialect?

[keepitreal]

Look, kids! No belt! (And the children cheer.)

[matt1234]

(two kids looking away:) "Help us, Mrs. Jones, this lady is scaring us!"

[Tallguy]

A “heartwarming scene” where the First Lady pretends to enjoy reading to the children of the apparatchiks who serve the all-powerful State.