ROLL CALL: Jennifer Love Hewitt Gets Candid About Her Bedazzled ‘Precious Lady’ (celebutard alert)

Access Hollywood ^ | 01.13.10

[Perdogg]

JLove’s Blinged Bits!: Jennifer Love Hewitt sure knows how to create buzz for her new book – not to mention how to strategically use non-toxic glue!

[Perdogg]

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[SilvieWaldorfMD]

I LOVE JENNIFER L.H.!! LOVE THE GHOST WHISPERER!!

[Tax-chick]

Ugh.

[LS]

Not guilty.

[pietraynor]

where is the JLH picture????????????????

[OldSmaj]

She’s a vacuous dumbass.

[marine86297]

Here ya go...........

[pietraynor]

For this post you have most profound thanks

[the_devils_advocate_666]

[namvolunteer]

Don’t be so mean!

She’s got it all: She can do hot-looking as well as anyone. She can dress modestly to meet Mom. She’s killer in gowns. And, you can wash off the war paint and she’s a freckly-faced kid with a great rack.

And this picture proves, she loves cheeseburgers and fries.

First Team All-American for over a decade.

[dfwgator]

Okay.

[al baby]

She’s a vacuous dumbass.

SO WHAT !!!

[New Yawk Minute]

Nobody can help celulite. Thats a low blow.

She’s beautiful..and dresses up real well. I love watching ghost whisperer for the clothes she wears.

[fieldmarshaldj]

I just threw up in my mouth a lil bit.

[Armedanddangerous]

Past time for Jen to do playboy.

[Bender2]

Re: Jennifer Love Hewitt sure knows how to create buzz... * for her new book – not to mention how to strategically use non-toxic glue! During an appearance on Tuesday’s “Lopez Tonight,” the actress revealed a rather racy nugget from her upcoming book “The Day I Shot Cupid.” “After a breakup, a friend of mine Swarovski Crystaled my precious lady and it shined like a disco ball and so I have a whole chapter in there about how women should [bedazzle] their [privates].” No word if Jennifer endorses sequins or glitter – but we can only assume sales at craft stores across America will skyrocket once her book debuts!

Hey, when you've got these gals upstairs... who needs to "bedazzle" their basement?

Who cares who is right? I'm just loving... the argument!

And... speaking of "bedazzling"

Bend, I surely hope that you are not... calling my 'Boys the nasty name for what Jennifer Love Hewitt calls her disco ball shiny private part?

Tom, you can call me "Shirley" but don't ever... call me a p-- Eh-- Wussie!

Ya know, in Spain, "Shirley" translates... in English to "Kiss my shiny disco ball!"

And who... wouldn't want to kiss that?

George, Ringo and John wouldn't... but I surely would!

Now, even I... am confused!

Wait! Wait! All you know Beyoncé... has the shiniest disco ball private part in all the world!

Okay, Jennifer Love Hewitt! Beyoncé! Time to put up... or shut up!

Well, it is official... I've lost control of this post!

And I am... loving it!

* If red X above go to http://www.xarj.net/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/jennifer-love-hewitt4.jpg

[tom h]

I couldn’t have said it better. She’s a pretty all-American girl with a knockout figure. She can be as vacuous as she wants.

[Of course, I still am totally infatuated with Susan Sarandon. So there!]

[tom h]

The view from the front vastly compensates for this view from the back. So what if she’s a knockout with normal-sized hips. She’d still look drop-dead gorgeous in a slinky gown with those hips.

[tom h]

Here she is ready to wow the boss at the Christmas party, but without a hint of sl-ttiness:

Ready to meet and impress Mom. Wait, honey, no not THAT outfit ...

Um, no, not that one either:

OK, now you're ready: