* for her new book – not to mention how to strategically use non-toxic glue! During an appearance on Tuesday’s “Lopez Tonight,” the actress revealed a rather racy nugget from her upcoming book “The Day I Shot Cupid.” “After a breakup, a friend of mine Swarovski Crystaled my precious lady and it shined like a disco ball and so I have a whole chapter in there about how women should [bedazzle] their [privates].” No word if Jennifer endorses sequins or glitter – but we can only assume sales at craft stores across America will skyrocket once her book debuts! Hey, when you've got these gals upstairs... 
who needs to "bedazzle" their basement?
Who cares who is right? I'm just loving... 
the argument!
And... 
speaking of "bedazzling"
Bend, I surely hope that you are not... 
calling my 'Boys the nasty name for what Jennifer Love Hewitt calls her disco ball shiny private part?
Tom, you can call me "Shirley" but don't ever... 
call me a p-- Eh-- Wussie!
Ya know, in Spain, "Shirley" translates... 
in English to "Kiss my shiny disco ball!"
And who... 
wouldn't want to kiss that?
George, Ringo and John wouldn't... 
but I surely would!
Now, even I... 
am confused!
Wait! Wait! All you know Beyoncé... 
has the shiniest disco ball private part in all the world!
Okay, Jennifer Love Hewitt! Beyoncé! Time to put up... 
or shut up!
Well, it is official... 
I've lost control of this post!
And I am... 
loving it!
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