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Printing money will ZOT all our economic problems!
ME of course!
| k Moriens
Posted on 01/12/2010 12:23:04 PM PST by kylemoriens
Hi everyone! I just started blogging here and I thought I'd share my thoughts on the economy. But first about myself, Im 17 years old and live in Pawtucket Rode Island. I make a living as a profesional printer after I quit school and invented a revolutionary way to make money without working. I print it! YES! I can't believe no one ever thought of it before! I thought it up a year ago after I got fired from Wendys. I needed a quick way to make money so I printed it out on my computer using a scanner. I scan a 10 dollar or 20 dollar bill and tada! Free money! I think I will get the noble peace price for inventing this! Free money! With this we can end homelessness, poverty starvation ETC and no one will have to work ever again! I even quit school to get more involved in my job! I just sit in my room printing out wads of money then I go shopping with it! By having the government by big printing presses and printing money we can solve our economic problems! We can keep Social Security, have welfare, even the rich wont have to worry about paying taxes like they do now that Democrats are back in power! I propose printing 1 billion dollars to every one who lost their home in the forclosure scandal under Bush and another few billion for all the homeless and unemployed! Yipee! Our problems are over!
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To: Darksheare
Oh God. I’m sorry. I haven’t read it yet, and I don’t think I’m in any shape to do it now.
I will read it by Sunday.
How is your recovery coming?
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posted on
02/04/2010 5:28:04 PM PST
by
fanfan
(Why did they bury Barry's past?)
To: Tax-chick
But as soon as I get out doing yardwork in the spring, I’ll probably want to take it all off. No comment. *\;-)
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posted on
02/04/2010 5:28:15 PM PST
by
sionnsar
(IranAzadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5:SONY|Remember Neda Agha-Soltan|TV--it's NOT news you can trust)
Is this a real or a counterfeit Undead Thread?
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posted on
02/04/2010 5:30:18 PM PST
by
kanawa
To: kanawa
real
And my sons let the dog eat 9 chocolate-chip cookies and lost the DVD player remote.
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posted on
02/04/2010 5:58:39 PM PST
by
Tax-chick
("Contrary to what politicians expect us to do, let's stop and think. " ~Thomas Sowell, of course)
To: Tax-chick; kanawa
It is purely irresponsible of the dog to have lost the remote.
You should restrict her TV-watching privileges.
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posted on
02/04/2010 6:42:37 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(If we did not believe we could not die, we would never do the things that make us immortal.)
To: Darksheare; Tax-chick; Monkey Face; sionnsar
"I’m looking into having some backup copies made of myself." Are you sure about that? The last time we tried something like that ... well ...
But whatever you do, don't let the computer make off with one of the copies. Computers are notoriously perverse and disturbingly unprincipled.
Oh wait, maybe that's just my computers. Well, you can expect the same thing from yours; consider what a steady diet of your typos may have done to their once orderly psyches.
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posted on
02/04/2010 6:54:15 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(If we did not believe we could not die, we would never do the things that make us immortal.)
To: Dead Corpse
By the way, DC, you and your fellow corpse-men got some very favorable press from the T.O.T.U.S. today.
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posted on
02/04/2010 6:58:49 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(If we did not believe we could not die, we would never do the things that make us immortal.)
To: NicknamedBob
Turns out Tom lost the remote, in the bowels of the sofa. But the dog has been belching very rudely during our Cary Grant movie.
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posted on
02/04/2010 7:00:48 PM PST
by
Tax-chick
("Contrary to what politicians expect us to do, let's stop and think. " ~Thomas Sowell, of course)
To: NicknamedBob
I heard. Marines guard him 24/7 and the f*ckstick can't even say their name right.
Makes Bush's "nuk-u-lar" malapropism seem harmless by comparison.
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posted on
02/04/2010 7:00:52 PM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(III, Oathkeeper)
To: Dead Corpse; NicknamedBob
You’re kidding ... Zero actually read, “Corpse-men”? Too bad Anoreth’s at sea, she would love that!
250
posted on
02/04/2010 7:06:05 PM PST
by
Tax-chick
("Contrary to what politicians expect us to do, let's stop and think. " ~Thomas Sowell, of course)
To: Tax-chick; Dead Corpse
He said it three times in one presentation. Hannity is all over it.
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posted on
02/04/2010 7:17:49 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(If we did not believe we could not die, we would never do the things that make us immortal.)
To: Tax-chick
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posted on
02/04/2010 7:37:36 PM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(III, Oathkeeper)
To: Dead Corpse; Tax-chick
0bama said that he would rather be a good one-term President than a mediocre two-term President.
The technical expression for this is “wishful thinking”.
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posted on
02/04/2010 7:49:08 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(If we did not believe we could not die, we would never do the things that make us immortal.)
To: NicknamedBob; Dead Corpse
That’s better than average alertness for Hannity. What a maroon.
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posted on
02/04/2010 7:50:59 PM PST
by
Tax-chick
("Contrary to what politicians expect us to do, let's stop and think. " ~Thomas Sowell, of course)
To: Tax-chick
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posted on
02/04/2010 7:55:24 PM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(III, Oathkeeper)
To: All
Not certain how long I will be here. "Wardrobe (not failure) issues: as we pack -- broken button on suit back from cleaners." We are both tired from trip prep (mostly taking care of various business), though at least for once we do not have early morning flights.
Later, whenever.
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posted on
02/04/2010 8:12:49 PM PST
by
sionnsar
(IranAzadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5:SONY|Remember Neda Agha-Soltan|TV--it's NOT news you can trust)
To: sionnsar
Best wishes for your trip!
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posted on
02/05/2010 3:43:44 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
("Contrary to what politicians expect us to do, let's stop and think. " ~Thomas Sowell, of course)
To: Tax-chick
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posted on
02/05/2010 5:06:12 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
("Contrary to what politicians expect us to do, let's stop and think. " ~Thomas Sowell, of course)
To: Tax-chick
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posted on
02/05/2010 5:40:00 AM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(III, Oathkeeper)
To: Tax-chick
Sprint/Nextel network is down up here. No phone service for my entire fleet of Blackberry's and Nextel phones.
It's snowing.
I'm waiting for the power to blip out on us now and crash my network. It would seem to be the next logical progression in the days events.
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posted on
02/05/2010 6:13:16 AM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(III, Oathkeeper)
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