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Printing money will ZOT all our economic problems!
ME of course! | k Moriens

Posted on 01/12/2010 12:23:04 PM PST by kylemoriens

Hi everyone! I just started blogging here and I thought I'd share my thoughts on the economy. But first about myself, Im 17 years old and live in Pawtucket Rode Island. I make a living as a profesional printer after I quit school and invented a revolutionary way to make money without working. I print it! YES! I can't believe no one ever thought of it before! I thought it up a year ago after I got fired from Wendys. I needed a quick way to make money so I printed it out on my computer using a scanner. I scan a 10 dollar or 20 dollar bill and tada! Free money! I think I will get the noble peace price for inventing this! Free money! With this we can end homelessness, poverty starvation ETC and no one will have to work ever again! I even quit school to get more involved in my job! I just sit in my room printing out wads of money then I go shopping with it! By having the government by big printing presses and printing money we can solve our economic problems! We can keep Social Security, have welfare, even the rich wont have to worry about paying taxes like they do now that Democrats are back in power! I propose printing 1 billion dollars to every one who lost their home in the forclosure scandal under Bush and another few billion for all the homeless and unemployed! Yipee! Our problems are over!


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To: Monkey Face
It wasn't until Zon started having issues with hers that most of her female relatives fessed up to having had issues with theirs as well. Mostly after giving birth to their first child.

She not only feels better, she's been able to shed that baby weight plus a few pounds. She's almost "skinny" now. Luckily, I talked her into doing a hybrid step/weight aerobics workout. I keep joking with her that she has attained "flat belly" status. ;-)

201 posted on 02/04/2010 12:37:13 PM PST by Dead Corpse (III, Oathkeeper)
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To: Monkey Face
Do I dare?

Apparently. You do. ;-0

202 posted on 02/04/2010 12:37:42 PM PST by Dead Corpse (III, Oathkeeper)
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To: Dead Corpse

I’ve never had trouble since the gall bladder was taken out, though the doctors say to avoid fats and lettuce (of all things) and I’ve never let any of it stop me. I eat salads and natural fats, and if I’m overweight it’s because I overeat.

When I was younger, I was always on the move so I stayed around 155. Since being sick, it’s harder to keep the weight off because I keep forgetting that I’m sedentary.

Good for Zon and her “flat belly” status! She ROCKS!!


203 posted on 02/04/2010 12:42:53 PM PST by Monkey Face (I wear a yellow ribbon for my Army Hero grandson and the warrior goddess of the Coasties)
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To: Dead Corpse
Apparently. You do. ;-0

Not as often as I used to! :oþ

204 posted on 02/04/2010 12:44:36 PM PST by Monkey Face (I wear a yellow ribbon for my Army Hero grandson and the warrior goddess of the Coasties)
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To: Monkey Face
Yep. She still won't go bikini shopping with me though. Oh well.

Zons 5' 8", so I feel she should be carrying a bit more weight than she is... But she's happy so I don't make a big issue of it.

205 posted on 02/04/2010 12:47:05 PM PST by Dead Corpse (III, Oathkeeper)
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To: Dead Corpse

So surprise her and get her a bikini. How can she not wear it? I’m 5’9” and for years, I was 145. Once I passed 35, I stayed around 155-157. These days, and at my age, I’ll be very happy when I reach 165 again!!

On a lighter note, I went into Saver’s for some flower pots (I love thrift stores!) and it just happened to be “senior day” so that if one was over 55, one got a 20% discount. The checker asked for my ID because she didn’t believe I was over 55! That was the very first time in my life that someone has questioned my age!!!

(I’m not sure I liked it.)


206 posted on 02/04/2010 12:53:32 PM PST by Monkey Face (I wear a yellow ribbon for my Army Hero grandson and the warrior goddess of the Coasties)
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To: Monkey Face

Vitamins can make your hair curly, according to OldTax-lady and the late Barbara Cartland.


207 posted on 02/04/2010 1:32:08 PM PST by Tax-chick ("Contrary to what politicians expect us to do, let's stop and think. " ~Thomas Sowell, of course)
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To: SandyInSeattle

Your family will be in my prayers. If the baby spews, it probably means she’s full. Wait a while and feed her again.

There’s lots of analysis about terrible diagoses when the baby does a spew, but basically, they just do. Some occasionally, some all the time. Just feed it again.


208 posted on 02/04/2010 1:33:44 PM PST by Tax-chick ("Contrary to what politicians expect us to do, let's stop and think. " ~Thomas Sowell, of course)
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To: Tax-chick

I’ve taken vitamins most of my life! (It was the only way I could get my kids to take them!) Go figger...

It will be good for my trip, eliminating a lot of fuss.


209 posted on 02/04/2010 1:56:41 PM PST by Monkey Face (I wear a yellow ribbon for my Army Hero grandson and the warrior goddess of the Coasties)
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To: Monkey Face

Meh... If I spent $50 on $1.25 worth of material... She’d kick me in the head. That, and I’d never get her to wear it anywhere.


210 posted on 02/04/2010 2:13:17 PM PST by Dead Corpse (III, Oathkeeper)
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To: Dead Corpse

If she wants to show off her shape to you and nobody else, that’s a good thing. And it’s free! Except for things like bubble bath, which go on markdown at the Walmart often.


211 posted on 02/04/2010 2:54:05 PM PST by Tax-chick ("Contrary to what politicians expect us to do, let's stop and think. " ~Thomas Sowell, of course)
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To: Monkey Face

I usually have to get mine cut as soon as my mother sees it! I’m letting it get shaggy now, because I’m cold, and also the Spanish Battleaxe likes it. But as soon as I get out doing yardwork in the spring, I’ll probably want to take it all off.


212 posted on 02/04/2010 2:55:36 PM PST by Tax-chick ("Contrary to what politicians expect us to do, let's stop and think. " ~Thomas Sowell, of course)
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To: Monkey Face

Der Prinz and I have been married 21 years today! Traditionally, it’s the coldest day of the year in (fill in location), but today was 40s.


213 posted on 02/04/2010 2:56:22 PM PST by Tax-chick ("Contrary to what politicians expect us to do, let's stop and think. " ~Thomas Sowell, of course)
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To: Dead Corpse

Check freecycle.com for bikinis!!

LOL!


214 posted on 02/04/2010 3:13:11 PM PST by Monkey Face (I wear a yellow ribbon for my Army Hero grandson and the warrior goddess of the Coasties)
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To: Tax-chick

Happy Anniversary to you!
Happy Anniversary to you!
Happy Anniversary dear Der Prinzlings!
Happy Anniversary to you!


215 posted on 02/04/2010 3:25:26 PM PST by Monkey Face (I wear a yellow ribbon for my Army Hero grandson and the warrior goddess of the Coasties)
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To: Tax-chick

Happy Anniversary!


216 posted on 02/04/2010 3:51:14 PM PST by Darksheare (Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
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To: Monkey Face; Darksheare

Thank you both!

How are you feeling, Darks?


217 posted on 02/04/2010 4:14:50 PM PST by Tax-chick ("Contrary to what politicians expect us to do, let's stop and think. " ~Thomas Sowell, of course)
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To: Monkey Face; sionnsar; Tax-chick
"... now I have curls....

Could this be because I’ve been reading sion’s hair-curling escapades overseas, or Bob’s hair-curling exploits in his books?"

You should have attended some of our dinner meetings. I get all my ideas from his exploits, but I'm not supposed to let LoM know.

218 posted on 02/04/2010 4:27:54 PM PST by NicknamedBob (If we did not believe we could not die, we would never do the things that make us immortal.)
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To: Tax-chick

Welcome!

Still alive despite punks in NY trying to make it otherwise with their pathetic driving.


219 posted on 02/04/2010 4:30:01 PM PST by Darksheare (Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
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To: Tax-chick; Monkey Face
"Der Prinz and I have been married 21 years today!"

Congratulations, and/or condolences as appropriate. You're only about seven years behind NicknamedSue and me.

We've been fortunate; we skipped having children and went directly to having two wonderful grandchildren, elsewhere described as Teen1 and Teen2.

Teen2 is the youngest, and she will officially no longer be a teenager on Saturday. (You'll note we chose Ronald Reagan's birthday.)

220 posted on 02/04/2010 4:36:26 PM PST by NicknamedBob (If we did not believe we could not die, we would never do the things that make us immortal.)
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