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Printing money will ZOT all our economic problems!
ME of course!
| k Moriens
Posted on 01/12/2010 12:23:04 PM PST by kylemoriens
Hi everyone! I just started blogging here and I thought I'd share my thoughts on the economy. But first about myself, Im 17 years old and live in Pawtucket Rode Island. I make a living as a profesional printer after I quit school and invented a revolutionary way to make money without working. I print it! YES! I can't believe no one ever thought of it before! I thought it up a year ago after I got fired from Wendys. I needed a quick way to make money so I printed it out on my computer using a scanner. I scan a 10 dollar or 20 dollar bill and tada! Free money! I think I will get the noble peace price for inventing this! Free money! With this we can end homelessness, poverty starvation ETC and no one will have to work ever again! I even quit school to get more involved in my job! I just sit in my room printing out wads of money then I go shopping with it! By having the government by big printing presses and printing money we can solve our economic problems! We can keep Social Security, have welfare, even the rich wont have to worry about paying taxes like they do now that Democrats are back in power! I propose printing 1 billion dollars to every one who lost their home in the forclosure scandal under Bush and another few billion for all the homeless and unemployed! Yipee! Our problems are over!
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To: Tax-chick
I don't tend to fear/avoid the dentist, but the gag reflex has becomke a problem in recent years. The new office is really good, but the recent meds aggravated things an awful lot. I need to get something else.
Still working on the computer. A LOT of things changed between 8.10 and 9.10 and it's clear I won't have time to resolve them all before the trip to Paris.
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posted on
02/02/2010 7:00:24 PM PST
by
sionnsar
(IranAzadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5:SONY|Remember Neda Agha-Soltan|TV--it's NOT news you can trust)
To: Tax-chick
Stay safe on that ice! We’re having snowfall again as I type....
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posted on
02/02/2010 8:20:45 PM PST
by
Albion Wilde
(Liberals love the poor so much they came up w/ a plan to create millions more of them. - Ann Coulter)
To: Albion Wilde
My parents kept moving too. And I kept finding them just like you guys.
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posted on
02/02/2010 8:26:31 PM PST
by
ThomasThomas
(Sometimes I like nuts. That's why I am here.)
To: Tax-chick
Has a certain rhythm, doesn’t it? What I usually get at waking is a sudden “plump” on the bed and the tread of a cat coming to find out why I haven’t filled up the meal bowl at 5:30 am. Doesn’t say much, but has a certain MAD kind of authority.
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posted on
02/03/2010 3:24:00 AM PST
by
BelegStrongbow
(Dear Leader: you have two ears and one mouth. Start using them in proportion.)
To: BelegStrongbow
Good morning! Dentist on hold, so today I get to go to the town office and pay the tax bill.
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posted on
02/03/2010 5:16:40 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
("Contrary to what politicians expect us to do, let's stop and think. " ~Thomas Sowell, of course)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
-3oF this AM. Not as cold as it has been, but cold enough.
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posted on
02/03/2010 5:51:36 AM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(III, Oathkeeper)
To: Dead Corpse
I guess you can’t keep your beer outside!
40 and sunny here, most of the snow is gone.
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posted on
02/03/2010 9:30:17 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
("Contrary to what politicians expect us to do, let's stop and think. " ~Thomas Sowell, of course)
To: Tax-chick
Tried that in the garage. Lost about 4 bottle of Shiner.
Much sadness...
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posted on
02/03/2010 9:38:44 AM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(III, Oathkeeper)
To: Dead Corpse
Great sadness. 42F and light drip here.
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posted on
02/03/2010 9:40:19 AM PST
by
sionnsar
(IranAzadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5:SONY|Remember Neda Agha-Soltan|TV--it's NOT news you can trust)
To: sionnsar
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posted on
02/03/2010 10:46:59 AM PST
by
BJClinton
(0bama is not the anti-christ. Satan wouldn't be such a screw up.)
To: BJClinton
To what?
Just booked the flights for another trip, sigh.
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posted on
02/03/2010 11:05:37 AM PST
by
sionnsar
(IranAzadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5:SONY|Remember Neda Agha-Soltan|TV--it's NOT news you can trust)
To: BJClinton
3 different servers. One of them an XServ. Two different Cisco switches, one of which is having a BPDU error issue I am troubleshooting. Also logged in to my WLSE and my OA for my Blade Enclosure.
Do I REALLY need to be logged in any more than I already am?
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posted on
02/03/2010 12:02:40 PM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(III, Oathkeeper)
To: Monkey Face
Happy Ground Hogs Day!Why, thank you, Ma'am.
Had I a ground hog, it would please me to keep it happy so as to enable it's participation in a day set aside for Happy Ground Hogs.
But, pray tell, is there any similar day for ground hogs of less jovial demeanor; a Melancholy Ground Hog's Day, perhaps; or is it the case that all ground hogs are merry by nature? I truly have never met an acrimonious ground hog, though I must confess that, I've not met but a few of the little creatures, so my sample size renders my anecdotal evidence quite weak.
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posted on
02/03/2010 12:31:04 PM PST
by
HKMk23
(Jesus loves me, this I know, and He IS coming; sooner than you can possibly imagine!)
To: sionnsar
Ugh. I hate getting alerts like this:
Environment: Major snowstorm forecast to move across Midwest and Mid-Atlantic US Feb. 4-6. Expect severe transportation, commercial and infrastructure disruptions. The locations affected by this alert are: ...[where I am connecting Friday]...
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posted on
02/03/2010 1:45:11 PM PST
by
sionnsar
(IranAzadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5:SONY|Remember Neda Agha-Soltan|TV--it's NOT news you can trust)
To: sionnsar
But the good news is the Linux box is up & running. Now I just have to install all sorts of utilities.
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posted on
02/03/2010 4:49:00 PM PST
by
sionnsar
(IranAzadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5:SONY|Remember Neda Agha-Soltan|TV--it's NOT news you can trust)
To: sionnsar
"The locations affected by this alert are: ..." Where I am.
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posted on
02/03/2010 5:44:07 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(If we did not believe we could not die, we would never do the things that make us immortal.)
To: NicknamedBob
You will probably just stay put. In the (dis?)comfort of home. Hopefully your power stays on.
I may or may not make it to my connecting airport JFK, or may or may not leave it, and thus get/not-get to my destination in time.
But oh well. There are several airline lounges in JFK: Internet, golfing and showers. I should be good. *\;-)
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posted on
02/03/2010 6:13:23 PM PST
by
sionnsar
(IranAzadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5:SONY|Remember Neda Agha-Soltan|TV--it's NOT news you can trust)
To: NicknamedBob
How are things there, anyway? I’ve not kept up with East Coast conditions, though it looks like an awful winter back there.
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posted on
02/03/2010 6:14:45 PM PST
by
sionnsar
(IranAzadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5:SONY|Remember Neda Agha-Soltan|TV--it's NOT news you can trust)
To: sionnsar
Gonna try a reboot to test the machine.
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posted on
02/03/2010 6:22:20 PM PST
by
sionnsar
(IranAzadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5:SONY|Remember Neda Agha-Soltan|TV--it's NOT news you can trust)
To: sionnsar
One reboot okay. TIme to upload that new music to the MP3 player.
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posted on
02/03/2010 6:25:31 PM PST
by
sionnsar
(IranAzadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5:SONY|Remember Neda Agha-Soltan|TV--it's NOT news you can trust)
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