Printing money will ZOT all our economic problems!

ME of course! | k Moriens

[kylemoriens]

Hi everyone! I just started blogging here and I thought I'd share my thoughts on the economy. But first about myself, Im 17 years old and live in Pawtucket Rode Island. I make a living as a profesional printer after I quit school and invented a revolutionary way to make money without working. I print it! YES! I can't believe no one ever thought of it before! I thought it up a year ago after I got fired from Wendys. I needed a quick way to make money so I printed it out on my computer using a scanner. I scan a 10 dollar or 20 dollar bill and tada! Free money! I think I will get the noble peace price for inventing this! Free money! With this we can end homelessness, poverty starvation ETC and no one will have to work ever again! I even quit school to get more involved in my job! I just sit in my room printing out wads of money then I go shopping with it! By having the government by big printing presses and printing money we can solve our economic problems! We can keep Social Security, have welfare, even the rich wont have to worry about paying taxes like they do now that Democrats are back in power! I propose printing 1 billion dollars to every one who lost their home in the forclosure scandal under Bush and another few billion for all the homeless and unemployed! Yipee! Our problems are over!

[BelegStrongbow]

Tomorrow is my second "root planing," if the weather allows.

OW!

Did the removal work for OldTax-lady? I may have to go down that road myself.

[Albion Wilde]

We’re freezing. And wet. How are you?

Hi, lady! We had about 6 inches of light-textured snow on Saturday, the kind you can brush away with a broom, but even that gets dangerous at night; so I didn't go see the "Bold Fresh" show at the local movie theater. We had a warm snap yesterday that helped clear the rooftops and pavements, leaving a lot of snae on the ground. Today some of the grass is peeking through, but I still have a large clientele of birds and squirrels at the feeders.

How was your storm in NC?

[sionnsar]

Early spring here. Cool, overcast, some rain. Going to get a haircut and beard trim this afternoon.

[Darksheare]

http://www.wunderground.com/cgi-bin/findweather/hdfForecast?query=10958&searchType=WEATHER

Local area for me.
31.8 degrees.

[Chesterbelloc]

I think you may have a legal problem.

The Democrats trademarked this idea many many years ago.

[Darksheare]

Welcome to the February home of the Undead Thread.
We’ve moved our things in, swept the floors, and set up the furniture.
Come on in and make yourself at home!

[chris_bdba]

By now the secret service is probably finding out exacty where you live and your confession to all the world to help plot your conviction. You might want to study law while you are locked away so in 30 years when you are out you’ll have a career to work with.

[OB1kNOb]

WOOHOO! My first IBTZ for 2010!

[Monkey Face]

:here comes ‘Face, dragging up the rear with half-baked chocolate chip cookies.:

[Monkey Face]

Happy Ground Hog’s Day!

[Dead Corpse]

The little frakker saw his shadow. 6 more weeks of this crap.

I say we skin him for a hat.

[Monkey Face]

We can get a bunch of his frakkin friends and make some coats, too!

[Darksheare]

Make him the base ingredient for BÔD ÜGHT the drink of Simian revolution!

[stephenjohnbanker]

Wha thank you, ma dear!

[fanfan]

Thanks Face. You too!

Thanks for the ping to the new digs, Sion.

[Tax-chick]

Afternoon, y’all. I took some kids to the library and Walmart, and then let them watch several episodes of “Word Girl.” But now, it’s getting loud, and DP needs to get up anyway, or he’ll be awake all night.

[BJClinton]

An excellent choice of threads.

[NicknamedBob]

February second is too, too repetitious.

Every time my wife tells me it's Groundhog Day, I always respond, "Again!"

[Tax-chick]

Don’t worry, tomorrow will be sequential.

[BelegStrongbow]

Unless you wake up hearing, “So put yer little hand in mine...” and somebody keeps saying It’s cooooooold out there!