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Printing money will ZOT all our economic problems!
ME of course! | k Moriens

Posted on 01/12/2010 12:23:04 PM PST by kylemoriens

Hi everyone! I just started blogging here and I thought I'd share my thoughts on the economy. But first about myself, Im 17 years old and live in Pawtucket Rode Island. I make a living as a profesional printer after I quit school and invented a revolutionary way to make money without working. I print it! YES! I can't believe no one ever thought of it before! I thought it up a year ago after I got fired from Wendys. I needed a quick way to make money so I printed it out on my computer using a scanner. I scan a 10 dollar or 20 dollar bill and tada! Free money! I think I will get the noble peace price for inventing this! Free money! With this we can end homelessness, poverty starvation ETC and no one will have to work ever again! I even quit school to get more involved in my job! I just sit in my room printing out wads of money then I go shopping with it! By having the government by big printing presses and printing money we can solve our economic problems! We can keep Social Security, have welfare, even the rich wont have to worry about paying taxes like they do now that Democrats are back in power! I propose printing 1 billion dollars to every one who lost their home in the forclosure scandal under Bush and another few billion for all the homeless and unemployed! Yipee! Our problems are over!


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To: Tax-chick; abigailsmybaby

One time asinine posting and the guy is still not ZOTTED?????????


1,181 posted on 02/27/2010 5:07:00 AM PST by Las Vegas Dave (To anger a Conservative, tell him a lie. To anger a Liberal, tell him the truth.)
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To: Las Vegas Dave

Heh, sure enough. I guess we just assumed the OP was fried. Maybe it wasn’t annoying enough.

Oh, well. I’m on my way to choir practice now.


1,182 posted on 02/27/2010 5:34:27 AM PST by Tax-chick (Cheeseburgers, parrots, volcanos, boats, rum, kittens, machine guns ...)
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To: Tax-chick

And now I’m back. 41 and sunny, might be in the 50s later. I can put on my warm clothes and run outdoors.


1,183 posted on 02/27/2010 7:43:56 AM PST by Tax-chick (Cheeseburgers, parrots, volcanos, boats, rum, kittens, machine guns ...)
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To: Tax-chick
Sunshine here.

Not sure what that's all about...

1,184 posted on 02/27/2010 8:53:07 AM PST by sionnsar (IranAzadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5:SONY|Remember Neda Agha-Soltan|TV--it's NOT news you can trust)
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To: sionnsar; Tax-chick; NicknamedBob; Harmless Teddy Bear; Dead Corpse; Darksheare

HELP!

I’m lost somewhere in the Lower Levels!! Someone erased my Magic Map and it doesn’t even show me, let alone walls and doors. There must be some hughly gigantimous magnanimous atrocity somewhere nearby.


1,185 posted on 02/27/2010 9:09:16 AM PST by Monkey Face (I wear a yellow ribbon for my Army Hero grandson and the warrior goddess of the Coasties)
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To: Monkey Face
Watch out for the Giant Purple Snorklewacker.

/Bloom County

1,186 posted on 02/27/2010 9:21:03 AM PST by Dead Corpse (III, Oathkeeper)
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To: Monkey Face

“You are in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike.”


1,187 posted on 02/27/2010 9:37:50 AM PST by sionnsar (IranAzadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5:SONY|Remember Neda Agha-Soltan|TV--it's NOT news you can trust)
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To: Dead Corpse

A hollow voice says “plugh”.


1,188 posted on 02/27/2010 9:45:29 AM PST by sionnsar (IranAzadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5:SONY|Remember Neda Agha-Soltan|TV--it's NOT news you can trust)
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To: sionnsar

“Ack. Pffftt!”.


1,189 posted on 02/27/2010 9:47:59 AM PST by Dead Corpse (III, Oathkeeper)
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To: Dead Corpse
Xyzzy
1,190 posted on 02/27/2010 10:26:57 AM PST by sionnsar (IranAzadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5:SONY|Remember Neda Agha-Soltan|TV--it's NOT news you can trust)
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To: Dead Corpse

Great. Now I’m REALLY lost, Bullwinkle!


1,191 posted on 02/27/2010 10:37:03 AM PST by Monkey Face (I wear a yellow ribbon for my Army Hero grandson and the warrior goddess of the Coasties)
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To: sionnsar

Like, I didn’t know that, right?


1,192 posted on 02/27/2010 10:37:53 AM PST by Monkey Face (I wear a yellow ribbon for my Army Hero grandson and the warrior goddess of the Coasties)
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To: sionnsar; Dead Corpse

Did you know there is a place in Nevada, not far from here, with the quaint name of Zyzzx? (I think that’s how it’s spelled.) [Then again, it may be in the Arizona Strip.]


1,193 posted on 02/27/2010 10:39:36 AM PST by Monkey Face (I wear a yellow ribbon for my Army Hero grandson and the warrior goddess of the Coasties)
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To: Monkey Face; sionnsar; Tax-chick; NicknamedBob; Harmless Teddy Bear; Dead Corpse

*The map exists solely in the mind.* said the disembodied voice.

Before you stands a small cottage, a mailbox sits out front.
Exits are north, east, south, and west.


1,194 posted on 02/27/2010 10:45:45 AM PST by Darksheare (Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
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To: Darksheare

Then I must be on Myst...


1,195 posted on 02/27/2010 10:47:43 AM PST by Monkey Face (I wear a yellow ribbon for my Army Hero grandson and the warrior goddess of the Coasties)
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To: Monkey Face

Zorkmids are in your pocket, and the great granola mines are here.


1,196 posted on 02/27/2010 10:49:37 AM PST by Darksheare (Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
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To: Darksheare

Aarrrggghhh! I’m DOOMED!!


1,197 posted on 02/27/2010 10:51:09 AM PST by Monkey Face (I wear a yellow ribbon for my Army Hero grandson and the warrior goddess of the Coasties)
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To: Darksheare

I’m standing in the doorway in case of earthquake.


1,198 posted on 02/27/2010 10:51:53 AM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (I miss the competent fiscal policy and flag waving patriotism of the Carter Administration)
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To: Monkey Face

I was looking for the Doom monster sounds, but couldn’t fid a good vid.
*sigh*


1,199 posted on 02/27/2010 11:11:52 AM PST by Darksheare (Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

Nerfquake, the next extreme sport.


1,200 posted on 02/27/2010 11:12:09 AM PST by Darksheare (Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
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