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Printing money will ZOT all our economic problems!
ME of course!
| k Moriens
Posted on 01/12/2010 12:23:04 PM PST by kylemoriens
Hi everyone! I just started blogging here and I thought I'd share my thoughts on the economy. But first about myself, Im 17 years old and live in Pawtucket Rode Island. I make a living as a profesional printer after I quit school and invented a revolutionary way to make money without working. I print it! YES! I can't believe no one ever thought of it before! I thought it up a year ago after I got fired from Wendys. I needed a quick way to make money so I printed it out on my computer using a scanner. I scan a 10 dollar or 20 dollar bill and tada! Free money! I think I will get the noble peace price for inventing this! Free money! With this we can end homelessness, poverty starvation ETC and no one will have to work ever again! I even quit school to get more involved in my job! I just sit in my room printing out wads of money then I go shopping with it! By having the government by big printing presses and printing money we can solve our economic problems! We can keep Social Security, have welfare, even the rich wont have to worry about paying taxes like they do now that Democrats are back in power! I propose printing 1 billion dollars to every one who lost their home in the forclosure scandal under Bush and another few billion for all the homeless and unemployed! Yipee! Our problems are over!
TOPICS: Business/Economy; Computers/Internet; Education; History
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To: Tax-chick; abigailsmybaby
One time asinine posting and the guy is still not ZOTTED?????????
1,181
posted on
02/27/2010 5:07:00 AM PST
by
Las Vegas Dave
(To anger a Conservative, tell him a lie. To anger a Liberal, tell him the truth.)
To: Las Vegas Dave
Heh, sure enough. I guess we just assumed the OP was fried. Maybe it wasn’t annoying enough.
Oh, well. I’m on my way to choir practice now.
1,182
posted on
02/27/2010 5:34:27 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
(Cheeseburgers, parrots, volcanos, boats, rum, kittens, machine guns ...)
To: Tax-chick
And now I’m back. 41 and sunny, might be in the 50s later. I can put on my warm clothes and run outdoors.
1,183
posted on
02/27/2010 7:43:56 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
(Cheeseburgers, parrots, volcanos, boats, rum, kittens, machine guns ...)
To: Tax-chick
Sunshine here.
Not sure what that's all about...
1,184
posted on
02/27/2010 8:53:07 AM PST
by
sionnsar
(IranAzadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5:SONY|Remember Neda Agha-Soltan|TV--it's NOT news you can trust)
To: sionnsar; Tax-chick; NicknamedBob; Harmless Teddy Bear; Dead Corpse; Darksheare
HELP!
I’m lost somewhere in the Lower Levels!! Someone erased my Magic Map and it doesn’t even show me, let alone walls and doors. There must be some hughly gigantimous magnanimous atrocity somewhere nearby.
1,185
posted on
02/27/2010 9:09:16 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(I wear a yellow ribbon for my Army Hero grandson and the warrior goddess of the Coasties)
To: Monkey Face
Watch out for the Giant Purple Snorklewacker.
/Bloom County
To: Monkey Face
“You are in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike.”
1,187
posted on
02/27/2010 9:37:50 AM PST
by
sionnsar
(IranAzadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5:SONY|Remember Neda Agha-Soltan|TV--it's NOT news you can trust)
To: Dead Corpse
A hollow voice says “plugh”.
1,188
posted on
02/27/2010 9:45:29 AM PST
by
sionnsar
(IranAzadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5:SONY|Remember Neda Agha-Soltan|TV--it's NOT news you can trust)
To: sionnsar
To: Dead Corpse
1,190
posted on
02/27/2010 10:26:57 AM PST
by
sionnsar
(IranAzadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5:SONY|Remember Neda Agha-Soltan|TV--it's NOT news you can trust)
To: Dead Corpse
Great. Now I’m REALLY lost, Bullwinkle!
1,191
posted on
02/27/2010 10:37:03 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(I wear a yellow ribbon for my Army Hero grandson and the warrior goddess of the Coasties)
To: sionnsar
Like, I didn’t know that, right?
1,192
posted on
02/27/2010 10:37:53 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(I wear a yellow ribbon for my Army Hero grandson and the warrior goddess of the Coasties)
To: sionnsar; Dead Corpse
Did you know there is a place in Nevada, not far from here, with the quaint name of Zyzzx? (I think that’s how it’s spelled.) [Then again, it may be in the Arizona Strip.]
1,193
posted on
02/27/2010 10:39:36 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(I wear a yellow ribbon for my Army Hero grandson and the warrior goddess of the Coasties)
To: Monkey Face; sionnsar; Tax-chick; NicknamedBob; Harmless Teddy Bear; Dead Corpse
*The map exists solely in the mind.* said the disembodied voice.
Before you stands a small cottage, a mailbox sits out front.
Exits are north, east, south, and west.
1,194
posted on
02/27/2010 10:45:45 AM PST
by
Darksheare
(Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
To: Darksheare
Then I must be on Myst...
1,195
posted on
02/27/2010 10:47:43 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(I wear a yellow ribbon for my Army Hero grandson and the warrior goddess of the Coasties)
To: Monkey Face
Zorkmids are in your pocket, and the great granola mines are here.
1,196
posted on
02/27/2010 10:49:37 AM PST
by
Darksheare
(Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
To: Darksheare
Aarrrggghhh! I’m DOOMED!!
1,197
posted on
02/27/2010 10:51:09 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(I wear a yellow ribbon for my Army Hero grandson and the warrior goddess of the Coasties)
To: Darksheare
I’m standing in the doorway in case of earthquake.
1,198
posted on
02/27/2010 10:51:53 AM PST
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(I miss the competent fiscal policy and flag waving patriotism of the Carter Administration)
To: Monkey Face
I was looking for the Doom monster sounds, but couldn’t fid a good vid.
*sigh*
1,199
posted on
02/27/2010 11:11:52 AM PST
by
Darksheare
(Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
Nerfquake, the next extreme sport.
1,200
posted on
02/27/2010 11:12:09 AM PST
by
Darksheare
(Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
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