[DCPatriot]

I’m speechless!

[mware]

Tiger ought to take Brit Hume’s suggestion before he destroys what is left of his life and career.

[Revolting cat!]

One lucky cat!

[Dallas59]

He’s gonna have to explain to his kids one day why Daddy can’t control his penis.

[LibFreeOrDie]

she was able to avoid being spotted by wearing a ski mask on visits to his Florida mansion.

OK, it's been cold, but wouldn't you notice someone wearing a ski mask in Florida?

[businessprofessor]

These quotes are in stark contrast to other claims that she has made. Last week or so, she indicated no involvement with Tiger since the blowup. Perhaps she is looking for more cash. If her statements are true, she should not gloat. Tiger will find a younger model soon.

[InvisibleChurch]

"We are soulmates"

That's nice.

[Brilliant]

Seems like she’s confessing to prostitution.

[montag813]

What does all this have to do with golf?

JFK did all this and more, and the media kept it all under wraps, even to this day they won't tell the whole story.

[Hammer Tym]

Memo to Rachel: tiger is, or will, cheat on you. Until he gets help, he is, as you say, an addict.

[dog breath]

Wow, it is hard to believe but even a fortune as large as Tiger’s can be destroyed by idiocy. He has a long way to go before broke but he’s working on it.

[Scotswife]

Yeah cuz - no one would notice a long tressed chick wearing a ski mask.
In Florida.

[PGR88]

And let’s continue to criticize Brit Hume, because Tiger’s present values-system is serving him so well.....

[Yaelle]

If she was wearing a ski mask but still had her boobs falling out, I’d pretty much not think it was the gardener.

What makes Rachel believe him?? He lied flat out to his wife even at risk of 9-iron. His lying cost him $300 million, his entire reputation, all his endorsements, and he still wanted skanky chicks. He’s probably with another bimbo right now on his little boat.

One thing all his handlers can no longer cover up: TIGER WOODS IS STUPID.

[Let's Roll]

And we know this is true, how exactly?

[Pharmboy]

"Tiger...we're ready to seat you now."

[The Comedian]

Money and sex, what a coincidence!

Those are my two favorite presents to give and receive as well.

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[Isabel C.]

'Tiger Woods Gave Me Lots Of Cash And Hours Of Sex As A Christmas Present,' Claims No 1 Mistress Rachel Uchitel'

And while Tiger was doing his thing as Rachel lay on her back with her legs spread, she was probably thinking about how she was going to spend that cash (clothes! jewelry! a new car!). Of course, every couple of minutes she probably told Tiger that he's the best lover she's ever had (because women know how fragile a man's ego is).

[pappyone]

“Tiger and I have been sneaking around for the last few days. It’s been really hard -...”

You just can’t make this stuff up.