"Tiger...we're ready to seat you now."
Posted on 01/10/2010 11:07:40 AM PST by Steelfish
'Tiger Woods Gave Me Lots Of Cash And Hours Of Sex As A Christmas Present,' Claims No 1 Mistress Rachel Uchitel
DAILY MAIL REPORTER 10th January 2010
Secret liasions: Rachel Uchitel said she wore a ski mask while visiting Woods Tiger Woods’ main mistress has reportedly claimed the shamed golf star 'gave her lots of cash and hours of sex' as a present on Christmas Day. Rachel Uchitel – whose affair with the billionaire sparked his car crash row with wife Elin Nordegren – said they had several secret encounters over the festive period.
Woods has not been seen in public since revelations of his cheating began more than a month ago. But party hostess Miss Uchitel, 34, said she was able to avoid being spotted by wearing a ski mask on visits to his Florida mansion. ‘He took care of me really good,’ she reportedly said. ‘It was amazing and delicious. ‘Tiger and I have been sneaking around for the last few days. It’s been really hard - we have a condo at Palm Beach where we go.’
And she reportedly claims Woods, also 34, is a sex addict but is keen to develop their relationship – even talking about having children - once he is divorced. According to News of the World, Miss Uchitel told a friend: ‘It is definitely over with his wife, they are getting divorced and he’s agreed to give her $300 million (£187million) including all the houses.’
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If she was wearing a ski mask but still had her boobs falling out, I’d pretty much not think it was the gardener.
What makes Rachel believe him?? He lied flat out to his wife even at risk of 9-iron. His lying cost him $300 million, his entire reputation, all his endorsements, and he still wanted skanky chicks. He’s probably with another bimbo right now on his little boat.
One thing all his handlers can no longer cover up: TIGER WOODS IS STUPID.
Bill Clinton never did, did he?
Ski mask= paper bag?
And we know this is true, how exactly?
an adultery. A very NASTY man, especially since he doesn’t like to use condoms.
"Tiger...we're ready to seat you now."
Esso (now known as Exxon-Mobil).
"Put a Tiger in your skank."
Cheers!
They stopped making the 3mm condoms after Algore left college.
A good client.
A good client.
Those are my two favorite presents to give and receive as well.
And while Tiger was doing his thing as Rachel lay on her back with her legs spread, she was probably thinking about how she was going to spend that cash (clothes! jewelry! a new car!). Of course, every couple of minutes she probably told Tiger that he's the best lover she's ever had (because women know how fragile a man's ego is).
Him or her?
Actually, it was directed to one of the subjects of the post, Slick Willie.
“Tiger and I have been sneaking around for the last few days. It’s been really hard -...”
You just can’t make this stuff up.
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