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***ThE oFfIcIaL fRiDaY sIlLiNeSs ThReAd***

Posted on 01/08/2010 4:41:24 AM PST by Lucky9teen


Already, 2010 seems to be shaping up to be a hilarious year. To keep the amusement flowing, I have found the following list of the ten funniest New Year's resolutions I have heard for the coming new year:

#1: I will balance my checkbook on my nose.


#2: Farmville on FaceBook will stop becoming a chore.

#3: I will obstain from updating my status on social networking sites every second...no one cares


#4: I will think of a new password, other than the word 'password'.


#5: I will not reply "lol" when I hear a funny joke.


#6: I will always....always check for paper, when leaving the bathroom.


#7: I will work with neglected children......my own.


#8: I will start buying my lottery tickets at a luckier place.

#9: I will try to figure out why I need 10 email addresses.


#10: I won't yell at so many inanimate objects



TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: 2010; newyearsresolutions; ofst; silliness
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1 posted on 01/08/2010 4:41:27 AM PST by Lucky9teen
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To: Lucky9teen

Top 5!


2 posted on 01/08/2010 4:44:05 AM PST by paulycy (AMERICA: Less safe. Less free. More broke.)
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To: Lucky9teen
IBTP
3 posted on 01/08/2010 4:44:44 AM PST by paulycy (AMERICA: Less safe. Less free. More broke.)
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To: Lucky9teen
IBTP


4 posted on 01/08/2010 4:45:05 AM PST by paulycy (AMERICA: Less safe. Less free. More broke.)
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To: 2111USMC; 21stCenturion; 2ndDivisionVet; 3AngelaD; 4mycountry; 5Madman2; 6amgelsmama; 66-442hot; ...


ON TO FRIDAY SILLINESS

CLICK HERE TO BE INCLUDED OR TAKEN OFF THE LIST


6 posted on 01/08/2010 4:47:20 AM PST by Lucky9teen (A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is just putting on its shoes.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Is it morning?


7 posted on 01/08/2010 4:55:27 AM PST by glock rocks (Wait, what?)
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To: arbooz; Lucky9teen

8 posted on 01/08/2010 5:00:10 AM PST by Daffynition (What's all this about hellfire and Dalmatians?)
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To: Lucky9teen
TOP TEN!!!!
9 posted on 01/08/2010 5:14:20 AM PST by Rummyfan (Iraq: it's not about Iraq anymore, it's about the USA!)
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To: Lucky9teen

10 posted on 01/08/2010 5:14:23 AM PST by Doogle (USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
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To: Lucky9teen

Checking in for the new year!!


11 posted on 01/08/2010 5:16:34 AM PST by ShadowAce (Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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12 posted on 01/08/2010 5:16:49 AM PST by dragonblustar ("... and if you disagree with me, then you sir, are worse than Hitler!" - Greg Gutfeld)
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To: Lucky9teen

I love this thread


13 posted on 01/08/2010 5:20:20 AM PST by wyokostur (noobie)
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Woooo whoooooooo.....A mental health day.....and I spend it shoveling snow in 12 degree temps with a wind chill of minus 5.
Is it too early to drink?????


14 posted on 01/08/2010 5:20:58 AM PST by Yorlik803 (better to die on your feet than live on your knees.)
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To: wyokostur

Me too. I’m healthier already


15 posted on 01/08/2010 5:29:07 AM PST by Shimmer1 (Don't worry about the world coming to an end today.It's already tomorrow in Australia.Charles Schulz)
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To: Yorlik803

Not enough snow in Atlanta to actually shovel, but I spread 160 lbs of ice melt on the driveway at work. By hand. does that count for something?

I also passed a 27 car pileup at the on ramp from one interstate to the other.


16 posted on 01/08/2010 5:41:35 AM PST by Pan_Yan
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17 posted on 01/08/2010 5:46:24 AM PST by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet)
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To: Lucky9teen

Happy New Year!!


18 posted on 01/08/2010 5:56:29 AM PST by LongElegantLegs (Raise the fanged and warlike mistress, stern, impassive, weaponed mistress...)
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To: Lucky9teen

19 posted on 01/08/2010 6:00:15 AM PST by ShadowAce (Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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To: JoeProBono

20 posted on 01/08/2010 6:02:31 AM PST by Daffynition (What's all this about hellfire and Dalmatians?)
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