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Posted on 01/08/2010 4:41:24 AM PST by Lucky9teen
Already, 2010 seems to be shaping up to be a hilarious year. To keep the amusement flowing, I have found the following list of the ten funniest New Year's resolutions I have heard for the coming new year:
#1: I will balance my checkbook on my nose.

#2: Farmville on FaceBook will stop becoming a chore.
#3: I will obstain from updating my status on social networking sites every second...no one cares

#4: I will think of a new password, other than the word 'password'.

#5: I will not reply "lol" when I hear a funny joke.

#6: I will always....always check for paper, when leaving the bathroom.

#7: I will work with neglected children......my own.

#8: I will start buying my lottery tickets at a luckier place.
#9: I will try to figure out why I need 10 email addresses.

#10: I won't yell at so many inanimate objects

TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: 2010; newyearsresolutions; ofst; silliness
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Too many good captions to post, so I'll post the link...
To: Lucky9teen
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01/08/2010 4:44:05 AM PST
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paulycy
(AMERICA: Less safe. Less free. More broke.)
To: Lucky9teen
IBTP
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01/08/2010 4:44:44 AM PST
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paulycy
(AMERICA: Less safe. Less free. More broke.)
To: Lucky9teen
IBTP
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01/08/2010 4:45:05 AM PST
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paulycy
(AMERICA: Less safe. Less free. More broke.)
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posted on
01/08/2010 4:47:20 AM PST
by
Lucky9teen
(A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is just putting on its shoes.)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
01/08/2010 4:55:27 AM PST
by
glock rocks
(Wait, what?)
To: arbooz; Lucky9teen
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posted on
01/08/2010 5:00:10 AM PST
by
Daffynition
(What's all this about hellfire and Dalmatians?)
To: Lucky9teen
TOP TEN!!!!
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posted on
01/08/2010 5:14:20 AM PST
by
Rummyfan
(Iraq: it's not about Iraq anymore, it's about the USA!)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
01/08/2010 5:14:23 AM PST
by
Doogle
(USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
To: Lucky9teen
Checking in for the new year!!
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posted on
01/08/2010 5:16:34 AM PST
by
ShadowAce
(Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
01/08/2010 5:16:49 AM PST
by
dragonblustar
("... and if you disagree with me, then you sir, are worse than Hitler!" - Greg Gutfeld)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
01/08/2010 5:20:20 AM PST
by
wyokostur
(noobie)
To: dragonblustar
Woooo whoooooooo.....A mental health day.....and I spend it shoveling snow in 12 degree temps with a wind chill of minus 5.
Is it too early to drink?????
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posted on
01/08/2010 5:20:58 AM PST
by
Yorlik803
(better to die on your feet than live on your knees.)
To: wyokostur
Me too. I’m healthier already
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posted on
01/08/2010 5:29:07 AM PST
by
Shimmer1
(Don't worry about the world coming to an end today.It's already tomorrow in Australia.Charles Schulz)
To: Yorlik803
Not enough snow in Atlanta to actually shovel, but I spread 160 lbs of ice melt on the driveway at work. By hand. does that count for something?
I also passed a 27 car pileup at the on ramp from one interstate to the other.
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01/08/2010 5:41:35 AM PST
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Pan_Yan
To: Daffynition
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posted on
01/08/2010 5:46:24 AM PST
by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
01/08/2010 5:56:29 AM PST
by
LongElegantLegs
(Raise the fanged and warlike mistress, stern, impassive, weaponed mistress...)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
01/08/2010 6:00:15 AM PST
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ShadowAce
(Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
To: JoeProBono
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01/08/2010 6:02:31 AM PST
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Daffynition
(What's all this about hellfire and Dalmatians?)
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