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To: Slings and Arrows

I heard of this one Darwin Award winner once. He was exploring Africa and was attacked by tsetse flies. So he jumped into a river and was eaten by piranha instead.

Also, I heard this one story about someone who wanted to try out his bullet proof vest, so he asked his friend to stab him with a knife. nuff said.


10 posted on 01/02/2010 6:38:53 PM PST by Telepathic Intruder (The right thing is not always the popular thing)
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To: Telepathic Intruder

Any story that starts: “Here, hold my beer, watch this” generally gets into our Darwin award category.


12 posted on 01/02/2010 6:41:00 PM PST by edcoil (If I had 1 cent for every dollar the government saved, Bill Gates and I would be friends.)
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To: Telepathic Intruder; All

The primary source:

http://www.darwinawards.com/


13 posted on 01/02/2010 6:41:41 PM PST by Slings and Arrows ("The solution to every ill is a cat." --TheOldLady)
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To: Telepathic Intruder

“I heard of this one Darwin Award winner once. He was exploring Africa and was attacked by tsetse flies. So he jumped into a river and was eaten by piranha instead.”

Sounds more like South America - you sure the river wasn’t the Amazon? Either that or the piranha were really crocs.


15 posted on 01/02/2010 6:47:42 PM PST by GGpaX4DumpedTea (I am a tea party descendant - steeped in the Constitutional legacy handed down by the Founders)
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To: Telepathic Intruder
I heard of this one Darwin Award winner once. He was exploring Africa and was attacked by tsetse flies. So he jumped into a river and was eaten by piranha instead.

Very doubtful. Piranha are found in the waters of the Amazon basin, on the continent of South America.

18 posted on 01/02/2010 6:50:18 PM PST by centurion316
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To: Telepathic Intruder
I heard of this one Darwin Award winner once. He was exploring Africa and was attacked by tsetse flies. So he jumped into a river and was eaten by piranha instead.

Very doubtful. Piranha are found in the waters of the Amazon basin, on the continent of South America.

24 posted on 01/02/2010 6:56:54 PM PST by centurion316
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To: Telepathic Intruder

Piranha are South American, aren’t they?


50 posted on 01/03/2010 6:12:38 AM PST by Conspiracy Guy (I voted Republican, no Conservative was on the ballot.)
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