To: Slings and Arrows
I heard of this one Darwin Award winner once. He was exploring Africa and was attacked by tsetse flies. So he jumped into a river and was eaten by piranha instead.
Also, I heard this one story about someone who wanted to try out his bullet proof vest, so he asked his friend to stab him with a knife. nuff said.
10 posted on
01/02/2010 6:38:53 PM PST by
Telepathic Intruder
(The right thing is not always the popular thing)
To: Telepathic Intruder
Any story that starts: “Here, hold my beer, watch this” generally gets into our Darwin award category.
12 posted on
01/02/2010 6:41:00 PM PST by
edcoil
(If I had 1 cent for every dollar the government saved, Bill Gates and I would be friends.)
To: Telepathic Intruder; All
13 posted on
01/02/2010 6:41:41 PM PST by
Slings and Arrows
("The solution to every ill is a cat." --TheOldLady)
To: Telepathic Intruder
“I heard of this one Darwin Award winner once. He was exploring Africa and was attacked by tsetse flies. So he jumped into a river and was eaten by piranha instead.”
Sounds more like South America - you sure the river wasn’t the Amazon? Either that or the piranha were really crocs.
15 posted on
01/02/2010 6:47:42 PM PST by
GGpaX4DumpedTea
(I am a tea party descendant - steeped in the Constitutional legacy handed down by the Founders)
To: Telepathic Intruder
I heard of this one Darwin Award winner once. He was exploring Africa and was attacked by tsetse flies. So he jumped into a river and was eaten by piranha instead. Very doubtful. Piranha are found in the waters of the Amazon basin, on the continent of South America.
To: Telepathic Intruder
I heard of this one Darwin Award winner once. He was exploring Africa and was attacked by tsetse flies. So he jumped into a river and was eaten by piranha instead. Very doubtful. Piranha are found in the waters of the Amazon basin, on the continent of South America.
To: Telepathic Intruder
Piranha are South American, aren’t they?
50 posted on
01/03/2010 6:12:38 AM PST by
Conspiracy Guy
(I voted Republican, no Conservative was on the ballot.)
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