Any story that starts: “Here, hold my beer, watch this” generally gets into our Darwin award category.
Years ago I saw a video on tv, with a very drunk guy asking a deputy, “Wanna see something neat?” He then bent over and ran head first into a wall.
I nearly split a gut. After the deputy went over and picked him up, he said, “Wanna see it again?”
If anyone has a link to it I’d like to take another look at it.