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Jobs that Obama is more suited for
Jan 1 2010 | myself

Posted on 01/01/2010 4:48:35 AM PST by Friendofgeorge

Was thinking about jobs that are more suited to Obama. Was thinking that Barry might make a great honey wagon operator, you know, he would go around and pump out/clean portable toilets at construction sites, I can picture him in his green overalls and rubber boots, with gloves up to his elbows, maybe a brush in his hand, possibly wearing big goggles? I also could see him as a very good worm picker, no kidding! They truck people off to golf courses after midnight to look for worms. I understand you wear a miners type flashlight hat on your head, and you strap tin cans to your ankles for the worms. I hear when the weather is just right you can bring in 100 bucks a night. Something along those lines, I think he would be much happier with, clearly over his head now


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1 posted on 01/01/2010 4:48:36 AM PST by Friendofgeorge
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How about a beach vendor?


2 posted on 01/01/2010 4:50:51 AM PST by bergmeid (obama. With a small o.)
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To: Friendofgeorge

Sidekick on the Oprah Winfrey Show.


3 posted on 01/01/2010 4:57:11 AM PST by Dixie Yooper (Ephesians 6:11)
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Talk show host on Air America.


4 posted on 01/01/2010 4:58:20 AM PST by rickmichaels
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Now that Heath is dead and can no longer reprise his role as the joker....
5 posted on 01/01/2010 5:09:46 AM PST by MAD-AS-HELL (Hope and Change. Rhetoric embraced by the Insane - Obama, The Chump in Charge)
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Where’s that Erkel pic?


6 posted on 01/01/2010 5:10:58 AM PST by rsobin
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To: Friendofgeorge
Pretty much any job featured on Dirty Jobs. Then again, those jobs require that you do actual work. Maybe a position in the Kenyan government as some kind of bureaucrat.
7 posted on 01/01/2010 5:11:05 AM PST by Jed Eckert
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No offense to those that must make an honorable living in tough times but he would be an ideal Wal-Mart greeter.


8 posted on 01/01/2010 5:13:02 AM PST by Eye of Unk (Phobos, kerdos, and doxa, said the Time Traveler. “Fear, self-interest, and honor.”)
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Queen of England

Likes the fun, ceremonial part of the job.Good at carrying the purse, photo ops, accepting awards, and making speeches that mean nothing.

Would rather leave the actual heavy lifting to others.


9 posted on 01/01/2010 5:15:45 AM PST by Daisyjane69 (Michael Reagan: "Welcome back, Dad, even if you're wearing a dress and bearing children this time)
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Maybe a position in the Kenyan government as some kind of bureaucrat.

Kenyan Minister of Aviation Security.

10 posted on 01/01/2010 5:17:48 AM PST by rickmichaels
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To: Friendofgeorge

Riding on the back of a garbage truck to pick up the garbage that falls after they empty the cans.


11 posted on 01/01/2010 5:18:26 AM PST by beckysueb (Hey Obama, get out of Sarahs' house!)
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To: Friendofgeorge
Jobs that Obama is more suited for

Anything other than a blank posting is far too long of a list.

12 posted on 01/01/2010 5:18:38 AM PST by pnh102 (Regarding liberalism, always attribute to malice what you think can be explained by stupidity. - Me)
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Shoeshine?


13 posted on 01/01/2010 5:25:47 AM PST by RightFighter (Sarah Palin - we love you and can't wait to see you again.)
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Actor? (He's a pretty good liar, and acting is just a polished form of lying)


14 posted on 01/01/2010 5:29:43 AM PST by RightFighter (Sarah Palin - we love you and can't wait to see you again.)
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Gangster?


15 posted on 01/01/2010 5:31:19 AM PST by RightFighter (Sarah Palin - we love you and can't wait to see you again.)
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Magazine publisher?


16 posted on 01/01/2010 5:33:19 AM PST by RightFighter (Sarah Palin - we love you and can't wait to see you again.)
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men’s room attendant (courtesy Bob Grant).


17 posted on 01/01/2010 5:33:26 AM PST by Salvey
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Kenyan Minister of Aviation Security.

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18 posted on 01/01/2010 5:35:21 AM PST by Jed Eckert
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Communist dictator?


19 posted on 01/01/2010 5:37:47 AM PST by RightFighter (Sarah Palin - we love you and can't wait to see you again.)
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Love it, but Sarah has nicer legs :)


20 posted on 01/01/2010 5:49:20 AM PST by Friendofgeorge ( SARAH PALIN or BUST.)
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