Lamb's head found in microwave at Ikea

AP via Houston Chronicle ^ | Dec. 31, 2009, 12:44PM | no byline

[a fool in paradise]

WEST CHESTER, Ohio — Authorities in Ohio say a store employee found the head of a lamb inside a microwave oven on display at an Ikea home furnishings showroom.

Police in the Cincinnati suburb of West Chester say they believe the discovery on Dec. 16 was the result of a prank. By the time officers arrived, store employees had already disposed of the head...

They say store surveillance video was not helpful.

Authorities note that several specialty food markets in the area sell lamb's heads.

[tsomer]

Of course there’s biblical symbolism: Lamb of God, passover blood, etc.

But I seem to recall something about the manner of beheading and the slaughter among muzzies.

[Daffynition]

Hmmmmm.....Let's see ..Ramadan is well past, colleges aren't insession.

Oh wait ...this is IKEA. I suspect if they look around the store they'll find the other body parts with all the hardware and instructions for assembly.

[COUNTrecount]

The perp is on the lamb.

[mylife]

Greeks love it as well.

[Talisker]

Was the world always this bizarre and just didn’t hear about it because of limited media...or is everyone slowly going crazy?

The cure that killed the world:

[Alice in Wonderland]

My first taste of Capozzelli di Agnelli was at a Sicilian family's Sunday dinner. They fought over who would get to eat the eyes.

[Vidocq]

“And when he had taken the book, the four beasts and four and twenty elders fell down before the Lamb, having every one of them harps, and golden vials full of odours, which are the prayers of saints. (Revelations 5:8)”

[Richard Kimball]

FWIW, when I was in the fire department we had some serious cedar choppers working there. One of the guys raised goats and killed a goat to cook at the station. He hung it up in the workout room and turned the A/C on full blast to keep it cool until he finished skinning it and preparing it for supper.

One of the new non-cedar choppers went in to work out and threw a fit about a dead goat hanging up in the weight room. Later that evening, they cut off the head and put it in his locker.

A LOT of the stuff that routinely happened at fire stations thirty years ago would result in firings and criminal charges today.

[NonValueAdded]

LOL

[dog breath]

I suspect a ambitious employee trying to get ahead at work.

[Daffynition]

Did he skin it the olde-fashioned-way?

[paulycy]

"I'm so, so sorry. It'll never happen again. I promise."

[Zuben Elgenubi]

There is a hugh mosque about 3 miles north of Ikea on I-75

[6SJ7]

IKEA sells microwaves?

[a fool in paradise]

Yes, but you have to build it yourself.

[Daffynition]

IKEA has Ewe Chairs on clearance this week.

[a fool in paradise]

r ewe series?

[paulycy]

IKEA has Ewe Chairs on clearance this week.

Now Half Off!

[Daffynition]

Series as a Marine!

[Daffynition]