[Carpe Cerevisi]

Like, what are trying to get at?

[Yo-Yo]

It’s like, you know...

[mnehring]

What is the cause of this loss of standard speech?

What standard of speech?

[humblegunner]

Don’t axe me.

[Attention Surplus Disorder]

That is so, like, gay.

[nothingnew]

Pubic Edjamakayshun

FMCDH(BITS)

[Harley]

I used to think Valley Girl dialect was annoying until I heard those chicks on Jersey Shore talking. Now after 2 minutes of listening to them you’ll be dying to talk with a like girl like from the valley, you know.

[Perdogg]

Laura Ingraham does the same thing. Its’ called HRT. Women do it, they say, because women fear they are going to be interrupted.

[library user]

[workerbee]

What I think?
Is that it’s like
Some kind of weird thing?
Where like
Everybody talks really weird?
So that every sentence or so?
Ends like a question?
Ya know?

[chalkfarmer]

In my husband's class his students often give presentations. He subtracts points for every um and double points for every like.

[ClearBlueSky]

When I hear ‘ di-int’ I could bitch-slap the offender into the next millenium.

[Uncle Miltie]

Yo, dude, like, no duh!

Jus cuz we ain speek like you doan mean weez stupid or nuffin.

Yoo racis!

[Noumenon]

chalk it up to another Gramscian success: ‘the long march through the institutions’ has impacted just about everything. Dullards are so much easier to herd than bright, articulate people.

[Jagdgewehr]

Pet peeve of mine! I have been after my kids since day one about this. They are now at the point where they speak properly.....mostly.

[Chickensoup]

People rarely converse. They listen to music, radio, tv, games...but they do not know how to process and speak.

[OB1kNOb]

Fo’ shizzle, dog!

[Utah Binger]

Anyways

[Charles Henrickson]

That is like so random.

[Cyberrat]

I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some, people out there in our nation don’t have maps and, uh, I believe that our, uh, education like such as, uh, South Africa and, uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and, I believe that they should, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., uh, or, uh, should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future, for our children.