[Monkey Face]

Ta-DAH!!!

New Digs, Kids!
What better way to start the New Year than with a fresh kill?

Chocolate chip cookies and hot chocolate laced with rum are in the kitchen. Take a break before you unpack. And remember you have the rest of the year to make a good impression on the neighbors.

:o])

[Tax-chick]

When we put out our recycle bin with two weeks’ accumulation of wine bottles (DP got it out too late last Saturday) the neighbors are going to think *something*!

[stephenjohnbanker]

Happy New Year!!

[Chode]

W00T!!! HappyNewYear...

[Pippin]

All right! where's the nibbles?

a party must include nibbles!

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

And remember you have the rest of the year to make a good impression on the neighbors.

At the office New Years party
I started off with a Bicardi
I never get sauced
But, right now, I'm lost!
It's Christmas and I wonder where I am!

I had a beer at my brother's
Had eggnog at my mother's
Then three bottles of wine...
Which automobile's mine?
It's New Years and I wonder where I am!

Someone caught me dancing with a snowman
Policeman came and put me in his car
He said, "Are you drunk?" and I said, "No, man,
But could you drop me off at the next bar?"

I was looking for a man I could dance with
So I stood beneath the mistletoe
Someone said, "You'd have a better chance if
You take the lampshade off and put back on your clothes!"

(A lampshade! Isn't that the best?!)

Time to be going.
I'm naked...is it still snowing?
It's time I should leave...
I'll be back next New Year's Eve!!
It's New Year's and I wonder where I am!
It's New Year's and I wonder where I am!

Have you seen my hat; I wouldn't want to freeze.
What a party! Don't you wish you were me?!?!?

Whoo-hoo!

(With humble apologies to Dudley Moron for stealing and rewriting his work)

[Dead Corpse]

Placemarker, hungover Bump...