[ButThreeLeftsDo]

The perp.....

[Hot Tabasco]

During the closing of my plant back in 2006, copper theft was common as were the busts.......

[SpaceBar]

Could make for one of the most unusual claims on one’s resume: part time 10,000 amp fuse.

[driftdiver]

these people will work harder to steal something than to earn honest money.

[RichInOC]

You know, it’s not everybody day somebody survives a ZOT.

[bayliving]

It is a self cleaning world...

Darwin Award candidate?

[njslim]

Shocking I tell you....

Only problem is perp survived - now must spend hundreds
of thousands or more on medical care

Where are the “death panels” when need ‘em....

[skimask]

The damage done to this guys internal organs will become apparent in a few days.

[Krankor]

What comes out of a forest fire?

Click here to find out.

[Always Right]

What a shocking story.

[Springman]

Ping.

[Snickering Hound]

[csvset]

"It's essentially the same as being put in a microwave oven.

Cook 'em Dano.

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

Good - I hope he has a permanent reminder of his attempted theft. I’ve seen stories of these folks stealing copper from the air conditioning units of churches.... how much lower can you get?

[OldSmaj]

...it will be a lifetime of pain and agony," he said.(referring to the idiot that got shocked.)

And in due time, he will report to the Social Security Disability Office and claim that he is unable to work as a result of the chronic pain and agony and will then be granted benefits for the rest of his rotten, stinking, thieving, low-life, crooked life.

And that little bit of socialistic crap was brought to you by that idiot liberal democrat Roosevelt. Or was it Johnson's Great Society that came up with the Disability crap? I don't remember. Anyway.

And the truly bad part is that it isn't costing you and I anything, but our children's children will receive that bill.

Ain't life grand?

[Clay Moore]

The ICU staff complained that he disturbed the whole floor because the only thing he would do is answer “WATT!” Then we would start chanting “ohm... ohm.”

[Vendome]

What sparked his interest and gave light to his ingenuity?

[ROCKLOBSTER]

Teacher questioning dumbest kid in class:

Teacher: “David, can you name a unit of electricity?”

David: “WHAT?”

Teacher: “Why that’s right...a watt. Let’s try another one.”

“What is a good conductor of electricity?”

David: “Why...Er...”

Teacher: “That’s amazing, wire is the correct answer...A gold star for you today David”

[IYellAtMyTV]

[dfwgator]

“You’ll never take me alive, copper!”

[JRios1968]