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1 posted on 12/17/2009 9:25:06 PM PST by Free ThinkerNY
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To: Free ThinkerNY

...but can he jump over the moon?


2 posted on 12/17/2009 9:26:17 PM PST by Homer1
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To: Free ThinkerNY

And, the dish ran off with the spoon


3 posted on 12/17/2009 9:26:28 PM PST by SoldierDad (Proud Dad of a U.S. Army Infantry Soldier whose wife is expecting twins SONS.)
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White cows can’t jump.


4 posted on 12/17/2009 9:26:48 PM PST by mountn man (The pleasure you get from life, is equal to the attitude you put into it.)
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Trying to escape the bulls#it?


5 posted on 12/17/2009 9:27:44 PM PST by blackbart.223 (I live in Northern Nevada. Reid doesn't represent me.)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

If you look close you can see the Bar-T brand on it. It’s from a ranch in southern Colorado. The one with the cattle mutilations. (They probably were using the GPS coordinates from Mars.)


6 posted on 12/17/2009 9:27:44 PM PST by 21twelve (Drive Reality out with a pitchfork if you want , it always comes back.)
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An alternate for when one of Santa’s reindeer can’t fly?

Cows certainly don’t look built for 6 foot high jumps.


7 posted on 12/17/2009 9:28:09 PM PST by skr (May God confound the enemy)
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Now that’s a lot of greenhouse gasses!


8 posted on 12/17/2009 9:29:06 PM PST by neodad (USS Vincennes (CG 49) "Freedom's Fortress")
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Special Air Service cow.


9 posted on 12/17/2009 9:29:19 PM PST by afnamvet
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She cowtapulted up there.


11 posted on 12/17/2009 9:30:35 PM PST by Yardstick
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Not a bull story.


12 posted on 12/17/2009 9:31:20 PM PST by Raycpa
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The teenager added: "I have heard cows can jump quite high...

This is something I haven't heard.

13 posted on 12/17/2009 9:32:02 PM PST by Yardstick
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That’s one cattle that ain’t lowing!


14 posted on 12/17/2009 9:32:12 PM PST by Charles Henrickson
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Well, we’re moo-vin’ on up . . .


15 posted on 12/17/2009 9:33:46 PM PST by Charles Henrickson
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Udder nonsense!


16 posted on 12/17/2009 9:34:38 PM PST by Auntie Dem (Hey! Hey! Ho! Ho! Terrorist lovers gotta go!)
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Tractor beam from the UFO must have de-energized.


17 posted on 12/17/2009 9:34:39 PM PST by Cvengr (Adversity in life and death is inevitable. Thru faith in Christ, stress is optional.)
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Now...I’ve “HERD” everything...this story is “UTTERLY” unbelievable *grin*


20 posted on 12/17/2009 9:38:13 PM PST by FlGoldwingGuy
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It was going for the moon....and came up a bit short.


22 posted on 12/17/2009 9:40:50 PM PST by Tainan (Cogito, ergo conservatus)
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Base Jumping Bovine

Acrobatic Angus

High Jumping Heifer


23 posted on 12/17/2009 9:43:32 PM PST by wyokostur (noobie)
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Video:

“Cow In Action”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=153FHUn6LWU


24 posted on 12/17/2009 9:46:07 PM PST by Cindy
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Sounds like an episode of “The Archers’ _ David and Ruth find a cow on the shed roof at Brookfield.


25 posted on 12/17/2009 9:50:22 PM PST by worst-case scenario (Striving to reach the light)
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