New Idea for Getting Rid of Hippies

IMAO ^

[mnehring]

Here’s my new idea for getting rid of hippies. Let’s put out this announcement:

Due to increased global warming, polar bears are increasingly scared and sad. The only solution is to give them hugs. Thus, as citizens of the earth, we need to go out and hug polar bears now. So just go up to them and start hugging. They may bear their teeth, swing their paws, and roar, but that’s just polar bear for “I’m scared and need a hug!” If you are too intimidated to hug an adult polar bear, at least hug a baby polar bear then. Just make sure the mother polar bear is watching because it likes to chaperone that sort of thing. Soon the mother should be charging at you and roaring its thanks.

The government really should put out stuff like this every so often to control the hippie population; I don’t know why it doesn’t.

Global warming scares me! I need a hug!

[Clemenza]

How do we get rid of the HIPSTERS who are now infesting Brooklyn and Queens?"

[Yossarian]

Cute Bears are not so cuddly after all...

[mnehring]

ping

[Yossarian]

Oh, I forgot to mention, make sure to click on the graphic on that link....

[mnehring]

ping. I thought this would clear something up for you.

[TheMom]

I got it the first time. Think it is really funny.

I’d still like to hug a polar bear, but will settle for a stuffed one. ;-)

[Revolting cat!]

He's an old hippie and he don't know what to do
Should he hang on to the old 
Should he grab on to the new 
He's an old hippie...his new life is just a bust 
He ain't trying to change nobody 
He's just trying real hard to adjust 

(The Bellamy Brothers.)

[a fool in paradise]

What’s orange and looks good on hippies?

Fire.