[FormerACLUmember]

Psycho Owner: The other white meat.

[cripplecreek]

I’m guessing the started at the wound.

[Hodar]

Poor dogs ... it’s not like they had a lot of food options. Faced with the decision of starvation, or eating their Master .... poor animals.

[green pastures]

bflr

[PGR88]

Pugs for adoption: Available immediately, lovable, friendly pets, with a TASTE FOR HUMAN FLESH!

[RichInOC]

OUR DADDY...HE HAD A FLAVOR.

[albie]

“They are well adjusted, adoptable animals,”

...and you’d BETTER feed them on a regular schedule!!

[Perdogg]

One dog to the other, “I’ll have what she’s having”

[Rebelbase]

This just adds to my distaste of Pugs as a breed in general.

[carton253]

I've made a deal with my cats. For food, clean litter, and a home, they are 1) to kill the bugs and 2) don't eat me when I'm dead.

So far, so good. LOL!

[muleskinner]

I always thought Pugs looked slightly alien - off-planet alien.

[GeronL]

Pugs from Papillion?

[pissant]

Tasted like chicken

[Eagles6]

That’s why dogs always lick people. They want to make sure you taste okay in case they have to eat you.

[Rebelbase]

“”They were thrilled to get a bath, jump up and kiss faces “

Human flesh eating dog kisses.

[BossLady]

Maybe they were trying to lick the owners wounds and it went from there? LOL!

[GodBlessRonaldReagan]

Paging Nick Lowe!

Marie Provost did not look her best
The day the cops bust into her lonely nest
in the cheap hotel up on Hollywood west
July 29

She'd been lyin' there for two or three weeks
The neighbors said they never heard a squeak
While hungry eyes that could not speak
said even little doggies have got to eat

chorus:
She was a winner that became a doggie's dinner
She never meant that much to me
Whoa oh poor Marie

Marie Provost was a movie queen
mysterious angel of the silent screen
And run like the wind the nation's young men steamed
When Marie crossed the silent screen

Whoa she came out west from New York
but when the talkies came Marie just couldn't cope
The public said Marie take a walk
All the way back to New York

-repeat chorus-

Those quaalude bombs didn't help her sleep
As her nights grew long and her days grew bleak
It's all downhill once you've passed your peak
Marie got ready for that last big sleep

The cops came in and they looked around
Throwin' up everywhere over what they found
The handiwork of Marie's little dachshund
That hungry little dachshund

-repeat chorus-

poor Marie

[goat granny]

Got a chuckle out of this....I have told my kids if they ever find me dead and partially eaten, remember my dogs have to eat too...

[Cicero]

My mother in law had pugs. They used to life their legs every time she brought them over to our house. One evening we had a large dinner party, and one of the pugs went under the dining room table in the middle of dinner . . . and pooped.

[tet68]

For Sale:
Pair of Canapugs.
House broke.
Eat very little.
Good around children.

Note: these are the same type of dogs
used by the IRS.