Truck driver arrested for urinating into woman's apartment

Japan Today ^ | 12/14/09 | staff

[Nachum]

CHIBA —

Police on Friday arrested a truck driver Friday on suspicion of property damage after he allegedly urinated on a towel at the entrance of the apartment belonging to a woman he liked. Police said that 22-year-old Yuuki Oshima, a resident of Noda Cioty, visited the woman’s apartment after midnight on Nov 19 and urinated through the mail slot in the door onto a towel that was hung inside to keep people from peeping into the apartment.

Police said Oshima admits to the charges, and quoted him as saying, “I absolutely went crazy for her the first time I saw her, and just did it.”

[Charles Martel]

She needs to rig up a good mouse trap.

Years ago, my uncle worked for a company in a section of town where some vagrant began peeing through the office's mail. IIRC, after the third straight morning of having to mop up urine, they wired the brass door slot assembly to a car battery. Found a piece of charred skin stuck there the next morning - end of the problem.

[1776 Reborn]

I was thinking about the same thing. A hot iron would also work on a timer.

[Slings and Arrows]

Yuuki Oshima, a resident of Noda Cioty, visited the woman’s apartment after midnight on Nov 19 and urinated through the mail slot in the door

That woman needs to borrow this kitty.

[mylife]

Yuuki Oshima, a resident of Noda Cioty, visited the woman’s apartment after midnight on Nov 19 and urinated through the mail slot in the door

Hey! I almost did that at Bill Clintons childhood home in Hope,but there was a state trooper there so I scrapped the plan.

[Eaker]

Better send a report to the Department of Redundancy Department!

[Slings and Arrows]

I’d like to do that to Yassir Arafat’s grave, but I hate long lines.

[mowowie]

How did he fit it in to the mail slot?

[SC DOC]

He was just marking his territory.

Reminds me of Jack Nicholson in the movie Wolf where he starts pi$$ing on James Spader's shoes in the mens room, saying he is marking his territory.

[Sloth]

“Urine big trouble, Oshima.”

[Bookwoman]

Thought you’d like this one... Ping!

[martin_fierro]

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Urine love, Oshima.

[GregB]

I bet it is a new game show!

[Bob]

What breed is he?

Not a Shitzu.

I'll bet she's really thankful for that.

[visualops]

peeping. peeping. not peeing.

[gimme1ibertee]

Talk about your live streaming!!! LOL

[TheOldLady]

Forget it, Jake. It’s a job for the Department of Redundancy Department.

[TheOldLady]

Yes, the solution to every ill is a cat.

[Slings and Arrows]

Hey, new tagline!

[TheOldLady]

Cool! :-D

[Yo-Yo]

peeping. peeping. not peeing.

Oh, that's different.

"Never mind."

;^)