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Dopey prison guards clueless to cell cannabis crop
AdelaideNow ^

Posted on 12/11/2009 2:48:06 PM PST by posterchild

A CONVICTED drug dealer was able to grow a potent marijuana plant inside his UK prison cell.

Prison guards were clueless that drug dealer Mohamed Jalloh was growing marijuana in his cell - and even decorated a four-foot plant as a Christmas tree.

It was only when a jealous inmate raised the alert that prison staff realised the plot that had unfolded under their noses.

However, prison guards had to use a Google image search to identify the cannabis plants.

(Excerpt) Read more at news.com.au ...


TOPICS: Gardening
KEYWORDS: cannabis; marijuana; mohamedjalloh; moslemchristmas

1 posted on 12/11/2009 2:48:06 PM PST by posterchild
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To: posterchild
marijuanamerrychristmas-1.gif marijuana merry christmas big image by rickandkrista
 



2 posted on 12/11/2009 2:53:29 PM PST by Responsibility2nd (Ack, is that the site with "Responsibility2nd"? Some weirdo. ...)
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Get outta here! Okay, this was a great laugh. Obviously intelligence was NOT high on the list or qualifications for the job. LOL!


3 posted on 12/11/2009 2:55:25 PM PST by ReneeLynn (Socialism is SO yesterday. Fascism, it*s the new black. Mmm Mmm Mmm.)
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Well, it’s a pretty safe bet the folks at Google know what a pot plant looks like; and the processed product as well.


4 posted on 12/11/2009 2:57:22 PM PST by PubliusMM (RKBA; a matter of fact, not opinion. 01-20-2013: Change we can look forward to.)
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Not to be a thread hijacker or nothing....

But this thread is a good a place as any to post the following....

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This thread has been pulled.

Pulled on 12/11/2009 2:54:11 PM PST by Admin Moderator, reason:

If people didn’t act like 12 year olds we wouldn’t need to pull it.

Okay

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This was the reply on yet another Moro Islamic Liberation Front thread.

(Ain’t our mods funny???)


5 posted on 12/11/2009 2:57:28 PM PST by Responsibility2nd (Ack, is that the site with "Responsibility2nd"? Some weirdo. ...)
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jealous inmate - ‘How come Mohamed gets a Cannabis tree for Christmas and all I get is this lousy Coca tree?’


6 posted on 12/11/2009 2:59:29 PM PST by posterchild (Endowed by my Creator with certain unalienable rights.)
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People in the country which gave us Monty Python no longer know pot when they see it? The country which had a queen who smoked it don’t recognize it?

Sic Transit Gloria Britannia


7 posted on 12/11/2009 3:01:01 PM PST by Brugmansian
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What else could the acronym for "Moro Islamic Liberation Front" possibly mean?
8 posted on 12/11/2009 3:25:45 PM PST by Enosh (†)
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[hums the theme from “Hogan’s Heroes”]


9 posted on 12/11/2009 3:30:29 PM PST by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
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I am pretty sure that Elizabeth has never smoked weed.


10 posted on 12/11/2009 3:40:59 PM PST by Bigg Red (Palin/Hunter 2012 -- Bolton their Secretary of State)
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Well, it’s a pretty safe bet the folks at Google know what a pot plant looks like; and the processed product as well.

You sort of expect that of a company that has grown to a net worth of $185 Billion in less than 14 years.

11 posted on 12/11/2009 3:48:38 PM PST by Doe Eyes
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Exceedingly improbable that Queen Elizabeth has smoked weed.

It is known, however, that Queen Victoria used to drink cannabis tea.

12 posted on 12/11/2009 3:53:55 PM PST by doberville
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He should have been praised for his thriftiness. I’m sure he was just growing it for the fiber so he could make some nice sturdy prison duds.


13 posted on 12/11/2009 4:16:58 PM PST by TigersEye (Sarah Palin 2010 - We Can't Afford To Wait)
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