Not Guilty
For Christmas, Elin’s going to hand him his balls, gift-wrapped.
she was a playmate, blond, hot, very hot.
How’s the payoff going? I mean, if the pay is high enough, I might have slept with Tiger too! I’m not gay; but if the money is good enough, I could say I am.
The fact is, any number of women can claim they slept with him, they could say almost anything - who needs evidence? Who needs verification?
Not Guilty
Did he get married with all this baggage? Should his wife be taken seriously just because she had babies? Has Tiger always been this way and the public is the last to know?
8 women is almost half a golf course.
I am sure a lot of other golfers do. That is the life of a professional athlete. They can get all the sex they want from as many different women as they want, on demand.
For the stupid ones, that means thousands of encounters with hundreds of different women. For the smart ones, it means a happy life of monogamy with the woman of their choice.
It looks more and more like Tiger is one of the stupid ones.
The big loss is his golf course image. He's not like the Mr. Clean white boys after all.
I don't think I'm being prejudice...It's just the way I see it.
We should start a pool. What is the over/under?
Can you imagine the “lack of putter control jokes” we will hear next season.
I just can’t fathom this. Setting aside the moral question what about STD’s? He was risking his own health AND that of his wife’s.
Unless of course he asked each conquest for a documented bill of health before he proceeded. Likely?
I call that Tiger is in sex addicts rehab in a couple weeks.
Tiger is on his way of making John Daly look like a Boy Scout...
All they need is eleven, add in the wifey, and somebody’s gonna make a lot of jing with a Tiger Woods calendar.
Kalika Moquin, 27
Jaime Grubbs, 24
Rachel Uchitel, 34
Mindy Lawton, 33
Jamie Jungers, 26
Corie Rist, 31
Holly Sampson, 36
It will be interesting to see the reception that will be shown at the different golf events he attends next year. Signs, taunts, chants, boos, who know what the public will show for or against him. I’m sure the PGA will try to control what goes and TV will not show it but I bet some displeasure will be shown toward him.
I was told that over the weekend there was a bikini-clad woman at the community gate holding a sign which read, “hey Tiger I’ll have sex with you for $500,000 and I won’t tell anybody!!!!”. I haven’t confirmed that yet, however.
1. Tiger will announce he is taking one year off from golf to get his life back in order. He will not play any tournaments in 2010.
2. Now, assuming I'm wrong, and let's face it, there is no way I could be, if he plays the PGA had better provide MASSIVE security and be prepared to arrest and convict people who protest or seek their 15 minutes of infamy,...as such:
a. Masses of photographers at every point, even more than normal.
b. Women who will expose themselves on TV for instant fame.
c. Uncivil drunks,...yes even more drunks than the usual PGA assholes yelling "Go in the hole!" which I sure will have a double meaning.
d. Potential fights breaking out on the course between protestors, drunks, and Tiger supporters.
My actual prediction is that he will 'retire' from golf. Permanently. The shame and embarrassment will be too much for him. If he does resume playing I predict he will never win again. No way he will ever again be able to focus on golf as he has in the past. He is finished. Period.
About now, it may be occuring to Liger that he should perhaps disconnect his cable tv or blow up his satellite dish....