[tips up]

He can get advice from Bubba on handling these ongoing bimbo eruptions.

[headstamp 2]

I can’t believe all these women kept quiet until now.

[GOPsterinMA]

Does this mean he was beaten unconsious? Dovetails with the factthat he’s not playing this week - he doesn;t want the work to see him all beated up.

Wow?

[ProtectOurFreedom]

You decide. Elin or Kalika?

[OCC]

Neighbors say Tiger Woods was unconscious, snoring after crash

Playing possum?

[gaijin]

Kalika

[DB]

I don't understand why somebody as wealthy as Woods is has any neighbors to begin with. A "neighbor" should be at least several thousand feet away in any direction...

[quantim]

[Alberta's Child]

In the aftermath of Tiger's "incident" I speculated that his entire team of legal and financial advisors was focused on whether it would be better to admit: (1) that he was fleeing from his angry wife after a confrontation about his affairs with multiple women, or (2) that he was driving under the influence of alcohol and/or prescription drugs when he drove into the tree.

Note that the TRUTH about what actually happened probably never even entered the picture.

[FTJM]

[OldDeckHand]

"revelations that neighbors found him lying shoeless and snoring on his Isleworth street after he plowed his SUV into a fire hydrant and tree."

Well, given the circumstances, it's perfectly reasonable that the police had no reason to suspect intoxicants in the crash. I know every time I'm involved in a low-speed, single car injury accident where I'm wearing no shoes and take a nap next to my destroyed vehicle awaiting the arrival of law enforcement, they never suspect me of drugs or alcohol either.

Yep, I'm sure he was completely sober and free of any drugs that might have contributed to the crash, because this is how a guy usually navigates his own neighborhood, in the middle of the night...

[Liberty Valance]

"Cheer up babe, the spotlight'll be right back on you! ...
soon as this Tiger thing dies down ..."

[ButThreeLeftsDo]

It turns out that Vikings kicker Ryan Longwell is Tiger’s neighbor.....

Will he come across??

[weef]

You know what I’m not hearing in any of this? That Tiger Woods has any bodyguards or security people. Maybe I missed this but I’m surprised a guy this wealthy didn’t have someone protecting him.

[240B]

Yep it’s time.

I knew this day would come.

I have to come forward and admit that Tiger and I, ... well only once ...

It was late and we were both drinking and and OH! I can’t talk about it

I’m so ashamed

[Chode]

and with no blood test done, well...

[exit82]

Neighbors say Tiger Woods was unconscious, snoring after crash

Ah, yes. The rather rare "narcolepsy after committing adultery" syndrome.

You don't see that too often these days. ;)

[Parley Baer]

What I find interesting is the apparent monetary shake down by Gloria Alred and her hooker client. You would think there is a law broken there somewhere.

[Williams]

Gets kind of silly at this point. If he crashed or if his wife smashed his head, I don’t think it hurts his image that he was lying there unconscious. Even if that included snoring.

[ntnychik]

I didn’t realize that both rear windows were busted out.
Interesting means of “rescue attempt”.