[canuck_conservative]

Now she’s cancelling the news conference?

How much money did Tiger’s people give her to go away?

[Burkean]

Is there such thing as a pre-nup for an affair? What would you call it? Pre-bootycall? Tiger’s attorneys must be writing one up.

[caddystacks]

Tiger’s peeps sure are busy these days putting out fires, any its probably only gonna get worse!

[GI Joe Fan]

"Hey. It's, uh, it's Tiger. I need you to do me a huge favor. Um. Can you please, uh, take your name off my phone and grab that suitcase of cash I left on your doorstep? My wife went through my phone and may, uh, may be calling you.

If you can, take your name off that and grab the cash, and if you can just have it has a number on the voicemail. Just have it as your number, and grab the cash and disappear. Do me a huge favor. Okay?"