[GI Joe Fan]

"Hey. It's, uh, it's Tiger. I need you to do me a huge favor. Um. Can you please, uh, take your name off my phone and grab that suitcase of cash I left on your doorstep? My wife went through my phone and may, uh, may be calling you.

If you can, take your name off that and grab the cash, and if you can just have it has a number on the voicemail. Just have it as your number, and grab the cash and disappear. Do me a huge favor. Okay?"

[caddystacks]

The question is now how many working girls/floozies will Tiger pay off for this thing to just 'go away?'

Gloria Allred may need a toll-free hotline before this thing its over ..