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1 posted on 12/01/2009 1:08:27 PM PST by pissant
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Let’s see - I think the rule is,

when you’re in the top .1% of wealth in the world,
and you’re married to a Swedish supermodel,
“keep it home”.

Seems like common sense.


2 posted on 12/01/2009 1:10:27 PM PST by MrB (The difference between a humanist and a Satanist is that the latter knows who he's working for.)
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3 posted on 12/01/2009 1:13:02 PM PST by Dallas59 (No To O -Time is going by really really really really slow.)
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If you are a billionaire, the regular rules don’t apply. Why shouldn’t a wealthy (and handsome)man get as much as he can? It’s hard to find a way to spend all your dollars before you die.


4 posted on 12/01/2009 1:14:10 PM PST by Fractal Trader
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The Woods Principle... If you have money and fame, keep your zipper up. So there’s an inverse relationship between money (M) and sexual indiscretions (Z).

M/Z=1 As long as they’re in balance, it’s OK. If less than 1, you’re in trouble.


8 posted on 12/01/2009 1:16:43 PM PST by rbosque (11 year Freeper! Can't get rid of me Jim! Well, you can but you've put up with me so far.)
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Stay away from the 19th Hole Lady Lounge Lizards. They are trouble with a capital T e e ..


9 posted on 12/01/2009 1:16:48 PM PST by NormsRevenge (Semper Fi ... Godspeed .. Monthly Donor Onboard .. May yur bandwidth exceed your girth)
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LOL and the Divorce attorneys are lining up also.


10 posted on 12/01/2009 1:17:14 PM PST by Cheetahcat (Zero the Wright kind of Racist! We are in a state of War with Democrats)
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" Women 'line up to claim affairs with Tiger Woods'"
Translation : Women looking for Gold..
11 posted on 12/01/2009 1:19:16 PM PST by American Constitutionalist (There is no civility in the way the Communist/Marxist want to destroy the USA)
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I wanna be the first to say I wanna be the love child in all of this...$$$$$.


13 posted on 12/01/2009 1:19:22 PM PST by Dallas59 (No To O -Time is going by really really really really slow.)
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Rules, please:

Jamie Grubbs = Not Guilty!

15 posted on 12/01/2009 1:20:24 PM PST by frithguild (Can I drill your head now?)
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“Jaimee Grubbs, 24, a Las Vegas cocktail waitress, tells this week’s edition of Us Weekly magazine that she had a 31-month affair with Woods...”

SHOULD READ:

Jaimee Grubbs, 24, a Las Vegas cocktail waitress AND SEMEN DEPOSITORY, tell this week’s edition of US Weekly magazine that she had a 31-month affair with Woods...”


17 posted on 12/01/2009 1:22:28 PM PST by LeonardFMason
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Paging Tammy Wynette!


19 posted on 12/01/2009 1:24:16 PM PST by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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I’ve got a feeling that 19 holes was not enough for Tiger.


23 posted on 12/01/2009 1:27:19 PM PST by Bon mots
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Women cant wait to jump up and shout “Look at me, I am a whore”.

“I knew he was married and I had sex with him, because I am a whore”

“I love to screw black guys”

“I am a groupie scumbag.”

It’s like they think they will get a medal for being trash.


24 posted on 12/01/2009 1:29:44 PM PST by Venturer
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Tiger Woodies


26 posted on 12/01/2009 1:34:38 PM PST by Bobalu (I AM JIM THOMPSON)
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Everyone who's slept with Tiger Woods, get in line!


28 posted on 12/01/2009 1:40:50 PM PST by Yaelle
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Looks like Tiger been practicing with his putter....

FORE!


29 posted on 12/01/2009 1:41:03 PM PST by njslim
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15 minutes of Ho?


31 posted on 12/01/2009 1:49:01 PM PST by boocoowell (Nuclear power now!)
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What did this skank do, follow him around the country from tournament to tournament? What, he bought her airplane tickets and hotel accommodations just so he could screw her??????? 31 months? So for almost 3 years this ditz was a secret????? She’s on some half-wit reality show called Tool Academy???? She’s a tool alright!


33 posted on 12/01/2009 1:50:28 PM PST by Doc Savage (SOBAMP!)
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Well, at least dude’s not gay like, say, Brad Pitt!


34 posted on 12/01/2009 1:51:19 PM PST by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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I guess it's confession time. I had a steamy affair with Tiger myself, and I have the text messages to prove it. They're in the stacks at the Climate Research Unit at the University of East Anglia next to their Global Warming data.

When do I get my check?

37 posted on 12/01/2009 1:56:08 PM PST by Billthedrill
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