OK what does everyone suggest we do as an alternate to Bozo's address tonight?

01 Dec 2009 | US Navy Vet

[US Navy Vet]

Any suggestions?

[US Navy Vet]

9mm YUCK .45 ACP BUDDY!

[combat_boots]

Clean the garage
Start a fire
Chop wood
Break a cheap set of dishes in a garbage bag—one by one
Put up Christmas lights.
Pound something
Alphabetize books/CDs/DVDs
Create a household inventory
Put together 4 sacks of stuff for charity
Research electronics
File away every one of Nachum’s list articles somewhere.
Clean up files
Face your cans
Match socks

[goseminoles]

I’d rather pop my dogs anal sacks than watch this muslim idiot.

[McGruff]

I'll be calibrating some equipment.

[Pavegunner72]

If you want to have fun, count to 3 each time he is reading the teleprompter, and watch him turn to read the opposite one, then back again.

My kids laughed when they saw me do this the first time, now they do it when he is on.

[Perdogg]

Aerobics class. Out of 60 people in the class, I am 1 of 2 guys in the class. The other dude might be gay.

I have lost weight and strengthen my core.

[Logic n' Reason]

Watch a couple of good Christmas movies (”Miracle on 34th Street” (in B/W), “A Christmas Story”, or the original “Home Alone”.)

[NMEwithin]

I was going to paint until 10:00PM when “Sons of Anarchy” Season Finale comes on...

[getitright]

“Read My Purple Lips.”

I agree with the “there is only so much lying I can tolerate” sentiment. I guess I share that with you and congressman Wilson.

Even his public service announcements make my blood boil.

[Revolting cat!]

The other dude might be gay.

Funny, that's what he's been saying about you.

[Ge0ffrey]

Pull out your “Merry Christmas, Charlie Brown” dvd, sit back and enjoy.

[morans14]

That’s what I’m watching after the gym. Come on Big Ten!!

[getitright]

How about a drinking game. Take a snort for every lie. A double snort for real doozies.

[mpackard]

“All married conservative couples should be doing the horizontal mombo with their significant other so that there will be a tidal wave of conservative babies in nine months.
That way in 18 years we can kick the bass turds out of office.”

I like this idea, I’m going to try it. (I’m fixed, but I’ll have a sympathy romp)

[Perdogg]

Hey you that’s not funny

[PoloSec]

Dither

[TC Rider]

9mm YUCK .45 ACP BUDDY!

The revolver I usually shoot is the S&W 625, a .45 ACP moonclip gun.

I also have the obligatory 1911,

and another S&W M&P in .45 and desert tan plastic.

The nine is my only bottom feeder with night sights.

Besides, this is only a game. I shoot a .22 for the Steel Challenge matches, because I can and they're cheap and easy to find.

This is now a gun porn thread!

[Vermont Lt]

Damn. i just finished snaking the hair out of the shower drain. i guess i will go to work.

[rbosque]

Hey shipmate! I’m gonna smoke a stogy instead of watching that pompous windbag.

[davisfh]

An old movie, "The Far Horizons," a depection of Lewis and Clark's exploration of the northwest comes on TCM at 7 PM, central time, and ends at 9 PM. "The Adventures of Marco Polo" follows it. That should just about cover the waterfront. And I'm sure that all of you will be happy to learn that there is no "sex," gratuitous or otherwise. But, a word of caution. There may be an occasional "longing" look in a scene or two.

If the thought of that doesn't turn you on, check out a copy of "A Boy and His Dog" featuring a youthful Don Johnson or perhaps "Everything You Wanted to Know About Sex But Were Afraid to Ask" featuring a bevy of perverts. Enjoy!!