Posted on 11/30/2009 9:56:50 PM PST by TheArizona
My wife has Christmas pictures sceheduled in about a week. I was told to take myself and my older boy to Great Clips and have our hair cut. (No $1200 haircuts for me.)
Anyways, it was near closing time and there were 2 people working, a female and a male. The man was a big dude in height and weight maybe 6'0 200+ lbs with a beard and Go-T. Sorry, I don't know how to spell it. His fingernails were painted black and had an obvious gay accent.
Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows,
Everything that’s wonderful is what I feel when we’re together,
Brighter than a lucky penny,
When you’re near the rain cloud disappears, dear,
And I feel so fine just to know that you are mine.
My life is sunshine, lollipops and rainbows,
That’s how this refrain goes, so come on, join in everybody!
Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows,
Everything that’s wonderful is sure to come your way
When you’re in love to stay.
Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows,
Everything that’s wonderful is what I feel when we’re together,
Brighter than a lucky penny,
When you’re near the rain cloud disappears, dear,
And I feel so fine just to know that you are mine.
My life is sunshine, lollipops and rainbows,
That’s how this refrain goes, so come on, join in everybody!
Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows,
Everything that’s wonderful is sure to come your way
‘Cause you’re in love, you’re in love,
And love is here to stay
With spikes?
Pardon me while I shriek.
And studs.
Aw man.
Reading that just took ten years off my life.
Bleah!
[if you start posting anything by The Carpenters, I’m not only bringing the whip, I’m bringing the daggers, too]
You know me so well.....>:-]
And I had “Teddy Bears’ Picnic” all ready to post...
Yummy, yummy, yummy
I got love in my tummy.....
Did you just hear a click?
That was a Taurus .44 round being cocked and pointed at my temple.
Please...have mercy.
I hate you.
o/~ On the Good Ship Lollipop... ~\o
[lyrics to “Havin’ My Baby] -> /dev/null
I’ve had gay men cut my hair and they’ve somehow managed to not rape me in the chair.
Still, it’s your call. People choosing to wait for one barber while another has nothing to do happens all the time where my son and I go. The gay guy probably didn’t care.
I wouldn’t intuitively included Jim Morrison or the Moody Blues as “Goth” performers. On reflection, I take your point about Jim Morrison. But the Moody Blues? Hmmmmmm...
"click"
Bang!
I’m a melancholy man, that’s what I am,
All the world surrounds me, and my feet are on the ground.
I’m a very lonely man, doing what I can,
All the world astounds me and I think I understand
That we’re going to keep growing, wait and see.
When all the stars are falling down
Into the sea and on the ground,
And angry voices carry on the wind,
A beam of light will fill your head
And you’ll remember what’s been said
By all the good men this world’s ever known.
Another man is what you’ll see,
Who looks like you and looks like me,
And yet somehow he will not feel the same,
His life caught up in misery, he doesn’t think like you and me,
‘Cause he can’t see what you and I can see.
Your first instinct is always best.
Oh, thanks
Not only does the song suck for air, he has the same birthday as me.
My whole life has been lived in fear of suddenly breaking out in lounge-lizard song
[Ahnold has the same birthday too, and thankfully, I’ve leaned more to the “terminator” trend than writing “sperminator tunes”]
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