[Hot Tabasco]

two golf clubs were found in the street,

Definitely a traffic hazard, that's why I always used a pond.........

[Dallas59]

His wife must be a tornado when pissed off.

[randita]

Just for future reference, what is the club of choice to use in bashing in a car’s windows?

[TMSuchman]

Just IMHO, I think booze was involved too. Why would they not want to make statements to the Officers there.

[gov_bean_ counter]

Meanwhile Nike execs are pooping bricks.

[silverleaf]

So, it sounds as if the wife used a driver on the driver, fer shur-

Saw her picture driving away- she used to be a beauty, now she looks rode hard and put away wet- what is she, coked up or on meth?

“post partum depression” is a perfect defense, Tiger's life insurance is bigger payout than alimony

Tiger must be sleeping with a bodyguard from now on

[Ditter]

Why is this interesting?

[csvset]

Whiskey bottles and brand new cars
Oak tree, you're in my way
There's too much coke and too much smoke
Look what's going on inside you

Not saying he was drunk or coked, just thought the song fit , 'cause he crashed in to a tree.

Let me see if I have this right. Woods would not have to testify against his wife, is that correct?

If so, then this boils down to a fender bender and his insurance company foots the bill for the car, the fire hydrant and perhaps a tree.

Where's that picture of George Bailey's crashed into the tree?

See, Woods will be glad to have a busted lip, just like George was.

A busted lip sure beats the alternative.

[RetSignman]

"Just tell me her name, Tiger, and I'll forget the whole thing" (and then the fight began)

[ODDITHER]

That’s what he gets for marrying a racist.
Or -
Hell hath no furry....