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To: Federalist Patriot
So, it sounds as if the wife used a driver on the driver, fer shur-

Saw her picture driving away- she used to be a beauty, now she looks rode hard and put away wet- what is she, coked up or on meth?

“post partum depression” is a perfect defense, Tiger's life insurance is bigger payout than alimony

Tiger must be sleeping with a bodyguard from now on

12 posted on 11/29/2009 6:58:57 AM PST by silverleaf (Ours is the only country on earth with a ventriloquist dummy for President)
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To: silverleaf

She was as beautiful as hundreds of pictures, airbrushing and careful poses could make her.

Rarely do you see a woman in nature who looks like a magazine model. Because they don’t exist. Every single one of them has a pimple somewhere on their ass or thighs. Or as my dad used to put it in his folksy wisdom...even the most beautiful woman in the World has to take a s***.


17 posted on 11/29/2009 8:10:40 AM PST by Spike Knotts
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