Next week's Nat'l Enquirer planning a big story on Tiger. I am thinking Elin used that 9 iron on Tiger's Escalade BEFORE he got in the wreck, not after. What other explanation would one have for getting in a wreck LEAVING your own driveway at 2;30 am other than fleeing a pissed off Swedish hottie like Elin?
1 posted on
11/27/2009 4:30:26 PM PST by
milwguy
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To: milwguy
I have no idea but I’m just glad I’m not famous.
2 posted on
11/27/2009 4:31:42 PM PST by
cripplecreek
(Seniors, the new shovel ready project under socialized medicine.)
To: milwguy
“facial lacerations”
Hmmm. golf club. window. angry wife......
3 posted on
11/27/2009 4:32:23 PM PST by
dynachrome
(Barack Hussein Obama yunikku khinaaziir!)
To: milwguy
"She grabbed a golf club and smashed the rear window of the black Cadillac Escalade to get to her husband."Ok, I'll say it, 'that's par for the course'.
4 posted on
11/27/2009 4:33:30 PM PST by
LZ_Bayonet
(There's Always Something.............And there's always something worse!)
To: milwguy
She has a different last name than her husband?
6 posted on
11/27/2009 4:33:47 PM PST by
2111USMC
To: milwguy
Yep. My money is on - he’s leaving in a huff in the middle of the night, she chases after him and as he’s driving off or backing out of the driveway, she busts the window with his trusty sand wedge. Tiger turns around to see what’s what, hit the fire hydrant then the accelerator then the tree - let the “cover story” be born.
7 posted on
11/27/2009 4:33:52 PM PST by
OldDeckHand
(Obamacare - So bad, even Joe Lieberman isn't going to vote for it.)
To: milwguy
8 posted on
11/27/2009 4:34:35 PM PST by
Krankor
To: milwguy
The rear window? Not exactly located close to the driver’s seat where she could reach him and help him.
To: milwguy
What other explanation would one have for getting in a wreck LEAVING your own driveway at 2;30 am other than fleeing a pissed off Swedish hottie like Elin? Perhaps he was flummoxed by the overnight news from overseas markets regarding the potential financial armageddon in Dubai, where he has significant interests.
12 posted on
11/27/2009 4:36:39 PM PST by
Petronski
(Global warming is indeed man-made: it was created by man-made manipulation of the data.)
To: milwguy
LOL! And she always grabs a golf club when she leaves the home.
13 posted on
11/27/2009 4:37:01 PM PST by
Liberty Ship
("Lord, make me fast and accurate.")
To: milwguy
“She grabbed a golf club and smashed the rear window of the black Cadillac Escalade to get to her husband.”
Yeah, I bet. Now we know why he was rocketing out of his own driveway, heedless of the local flora and aquatic infrastructure...
15 posted on
11/27/2009 4:37:10 PM PST by
PLMerite
(Ride to the sound of the Guns - I'll probably need help.)
To: milwguy
Heavens to Mergatroid.
The PGA does not need two John Dalys.
16 posted on
11/27/2009 4:37:32 PM PST by
Texas Eagle
(If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all. -- Texas Eagle)
To: milwguy
I don’t even want to know... I’ve got enough problems of my own - I whacked my finger with a hammer the other day. You know how painful that is?
18 posted on
11/27/2009 4:38:30 PM PST by
babygene
To: milwguy
Black Friday sale at Edwin Watts on International Drive.
19 posted on
11/27/2009 4:38:42 PM PST by
A.A. Cunningham
(Barry Soetoro is a Kenyan communist)
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23 posted on
11/27/2009 4:40:16 PM PST by
nfldgirl
To: milwguy
Your version sounds more plausible and is similar to what I was thinking....
that he was trying to escape the golf club being swung at him.
24 posted on
11/27/2009 4:40:24 PM PST by
TomGuy
To: milwguy
Tiger was just trying to get away after telling Elin: “No, thank you. Fifteen is my limit on schnitzengruben”.
To: milwguy
Blame it on the Ambien combined with Jim Beam.
27 posted on
11/27/2009 4:40:56 PM PST by
Palladin
(Holder and Obama terrorize New Yorkers.)
To: milwguy
Bingo!
What are the odds all 5 doors on that escalade where jammed.
28 posted on
11/27/2009 4:41:20 PM PST by
omega4179
(0 is an embarrassment to us all.)
To: milwguy
They were trying to piece together how Woods, the world’s number one golfer, had managed to hit the fire hydrant and tree, which were on either sides of the road.Wow, a hook and a slice on the same drive.
Tiger needs some more range time.
30 posted on
11/27/2009 4:41:35 PM PST by
AZ .44 MAG
(I'm Jim Thompson and I say our government is a joke and its current makeup is the punch line.)
To: milwguy
The police ask her - “how many times did you hit him?” She responds - “five or six....I can’t remember....Put me down for a five.”
32 posted on
11/27/2009 4:42:02 PM PST by
Deaner59
(Department of Redundancy Department)
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