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To: milwguy

Yep. My money is on - he’s leaving in a huff in the middle of the night, she chases after him and as he’s driving off or backing out of the driveway, she busts the window with his trusty sand wedge. Tiger turns around to see what’s what, hit the fire hydrant then the accelerator then the tree - let the “cover story” be born.


7 posted on 11/27/2009 4:33:52 PM PST by OldDeckHand (Obamacare - So bad, even Joe Lieberman isn't going to vote for it.)
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To: OldDeckHand

One generally needs not “back” out a a mansion driveway.


11 posted on 11/27/2009 4:36:38 PM PST by gleneagle
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To: OldDeckHand

You nailed it.


14 posted on 11/27/2009 4:37:01 PM PST by Magic Fingers
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To: OldDeckHand

I really think they had a fight. If he was cheating on her, he should be ashamed!


21 posted on 11/27/2009 4:39:46 PM PST by BunnySlippers (I LOVE BULL MARKETS . . .)
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To: OldDeckHand

“he’s leaving in a huff in the middle of the night, she chases after him and as he’s driving off or backing out of the driveway, she busts the window with his trusty sand wedge. Tiger turns around to see what’s what, hit the fire hydrant then the accelerator then the tree...”

That’s what I think too. Makes the most sense. Otherwise, she would have only needed to break the window if he was unconscious from the impact, which I doubt.


46 posted on 11/27/2009 4:48:46 PM PST by drierice
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To: OldDeckHand

Thanksgiving day?

I bet it was a turkey sand wedge.


55 posted on 11/27/2009 4:53:31 PM PST by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: OldDeckHand

Maybe he swerved to hit her—or not—and he missed?


116 posted on 11/27/2009 5:42:36 PM PST by bannie
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To: OldDeckHand
Yep. My money is on - he’s leaving in a huff in the middle of the night, she chases after him and as he’s driving off or backing out of the driveway, she busts the window with his trusty sand wedge. Tiger turns around to see what’s what, hit the fire hydrant then the accelerator then the tree - let the “cover story” be born.

Actually I was wondering how he suffered severe injuries backing into a tree, even at about 30 MPH you shouldn't get hurt that badly. My money is on the possibility she hit him BEFORE he got into the Caddy and hit the window when he tried to take off, I think his injury from the golf club is what caused him to wreck and also was the cause of him being taken to the hospital with severe injuries.

Just a theory but we will see how it plays out. I am thinking the reason it took so long for the "the mrs. saved Tiger" story to come out was they were trying to figure out how to spin it.

The moral of this story is: If you are going to cheat on your good looking wife with another good looking woman(or even an ugly one)lock up your golf clubs and other weapons(base ball bats, firearms, knives, etc.)before she finds out about it.

126 posted on 11/27/2009 5:53:55 PM PST by calex59
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To: OldDeckHand
"Yep. My money is on - he’s leaving in a huff in the middle of the night, she chases after him and as he’s driving off or backing out of the driveway, she busts the window with his trusty sand wedge. Tiger turns around to see what’s what, hit the fire hydrant then the accelerator then the tree - let the “cover story” be born." Your analysis so far is the one I think most probable. The least probable is that she smashed the rear window to get him out..If that was so, why did they find him lying in the street?
127 posted on 11/27/2009 5:54:21 PM PST by Islander2
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To: OldDeckHand

Being a “golf widow” doesn’t happen by itself!


143 posted on 11/27/2009 6:38:27 PM PST by headsonpikes (Genocide is the highest sacrament of socialism - "Who-whom?")
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