Tiger Woods' wife rescued him from car crash by smashing window with golf club

telegraph uk ^ | 11/27/2009 | nick allen

[milwguy]

Tiger Woods’ wife rescued him from the wreckage of a late night car crash by smashing a golf club through the window, police said.

Mrs Nordegren told police she was inside the couple’s house in a gated community in Orlando, Florida when she heard the accident and ran outside.

She grabbed a golf club and smashed the rear window of the black Cadillac Escalade to get to her husband.

Woods was on his own in the car and no other vehicles were involved. It was unclear where he had been intending to go at that early hour.

The accident happened on a day when unsubstantiated rumours about the golfer’s private life were circulating on the internet.

[PennsylvaniaMom]

Yes...ESPN is running that police have not yet ‘interviewed’ Woods, as he was ‘resting’ after his early morning visit to the hospital.

FHP are apparently uber considerate. Do they also provide warm towels and a conceirge service?

[Recon Dad]

Thanks, but not mine. My son is the hero. Note the tage line. Day 37 of his 3rd Afghan deployment.

[headsonpikes]

Being a “golf widow” doesn’t happen by itself!

[PennsylvaniaMom]

G-d bless and keep your son safe, and all in our military as well. One thing we can ALL agree upon is our profound appreciation for the service and sacrifices made by our military.

[Mac from Cleveland]

Too bad Nicole Brown Simpson didn’t go upside OJ’s head like that.

I’m guessing all the prominent divorce lawyers in the US are as wide awake in bed tonight as six year old kids on Christmas Eve night.....

[Mac from Cleveland]

I’m surprised Tiger didn’t sic his assclown Kiwi caddy on her to beat her up.....

[MaggieMay]

Tiger Woods’ wife obviously is clairvoyant. I would have never had the foresight to gab a golf club at 2 AM to rescue my fleeing husband from a car crash in our driveway.My hats off to her.

[GnuHere]

Onstar gets signal: “Onstar, may I help you?”

Tiger: “Not unless you know a good divorce lawyer I can call at 3 AM!”

[BerryDingle]

I'm getting rid of my Blondstar and going back with my

Trunk Monkey

[Texas Eagle]

Tiger Woods' wife rescued him from car crash by smashing window with golf club

I wonder if OnStar will use this exchange in one of their future commercials.

[Texas Eagle]

Tiger may be in luck.

If he bought the Escalade within the last 60 days, he may still be able to take it back for a refund.

[NormsRevenge]

I was gonna go with an 8 iron myself, but depending on the lie.. 9’ll work. ;-)

[rintense]

No clue! LOL. Its all speculation at this point anyway- including the Enquirer.

[o-n-money]

Early morning workout? Sunrise this morning in Orlando was 6:57am. Unless Tiger’s balls glow, he isn’t going to be out on the course at 2:30am.
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He was going to play with Patrick Kennedy.

[Frank_2001]

“Good thing they have remote keyless entry.”

Yes, at least you can have the motor running and ready to go before the bit- ehh, the little darling, can cave your head in;)

[grey_whiskers]

Black Friday sale on golf clubs?

Cheers!

[NautiNurse]

FHP are apparently uber considerate. Do they also provide warm towels and a conceirge service?

Tiger Woods pays annual property taxes worth several LEO salaries.

[grey_whiskers]

Separated at birth?

I mean, there's at least two traits they have in common, right?

Cheers!

[grey_whiskers]

FUBO.

Why not? They blamed Bush for everything. ;-)

Cheers!

[Recon Dad]

As you can figure I meant not ME (mine)